i have retUrned! i know there is no need to annoUnce, bUt regardless! hello! i hope no one has died since my food break.

…WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND…

SO. CLEARLY I AM SEEING THINGS. BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY AREN’T ANOTHER VERSION OF MY DAUGHTER, THAT’S A FUCKING TROLL I GUESS??? PLEASE TELL ME I’M SEEING THINGS.
that is qUite fUnny story actUally! i /was/ a cherUb, bUt after some good old timey shenanigans... well! i sUppose it isn't trUly a fUnny story, bUt in the end this is a reprecUssion of sUch! once a cherUb, now... troll? it's odd how those things happen. and honestly that was sUch a long time ago this happened that i don't really recall the process at all? i was dead? and now? i don't know. i'm sorry, i wish i coUle explain this well. u_u

I…SURE. TROLL DAUGHTER. THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE MY LIFE.
i woUld apologize, bUt Uhm. yeah! congratUlations on now having an interspecies child! ^u^ what an honoUr!
