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JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. PRELuDE/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER. YOu. NONE OF THESE THINGS. IF YOu ARE STILL READING. YOu NEVER AGAIN WILL BE. IT HAS COME TO MY NIGH OMNISCIENT ATTENTION. THAT SOME MISINFORMATION HAS BEEN SPREAD. ABOuT THE NATuRE. AND PLACEMENT. OF JuJuS. JuJuS. THE MYTHOLOGICAL CHERuBIAN ARTIFACTS. THAT DEFY AND SCuLPT REALITY. TO MAKE THE OCCuPANTS IT HOuSES. STuCK IN PLACE. LONG ENOuGH. TO CONSuME AND EAT. DESPITE THIS EPIC. AND AWESOME. AND INCREDIBLE LORE. THERE ARE VERY FEW HEADS THAT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION. AND THAT IS SOMETHING I INTEND TO CORRECT. FORCIBLY. WITH REPEATED IGNORANCE CANCELLING OuT BLuDGEONINGS OF STuNNING FACTS. AND EYE RuBBING IN DISBELIEF VISuALS. THAT WILL CAPTuRE THE INESCAPABLE AMAZEMENT YOu. YES. YOu. READER. YOu THERE. OBSERVING MY WORDS NOW. WILL FEEL. VERY SHORTLY. I WILL ALSO. CONTINuALLY uPDATE THIS. AND ALL OTHER POSTS. FOR A PuBLIC RECORD. OF WHICH CHuCKLEFuCK. CuRRENTLY POSSESSES EACH NEW. AND OLD. ARTIFACT ALIKE. EACH TRANSFER. MuST BE LOGGED HERE. LIKE A VILE LIBRARY. OR BLOOD STAINED LEDGER. FOR ALL ENEMIES OF THE FELT. KNOWN AND uNKNOWN. FIRST. TO GENOCIDE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS. KILLING EVERY LAST ONE. LIKE A SERIES OF BALLS ON A BILLIARDS TABLE. NOT POOL. BY THE WAY. BILLIARDS. SOME WRONGLY ASSuME. THAT ALL JuJuS ARE LEPRECHAuN IN ORIGIN AND NATuRE. BECAuSE OF MY TENDENCY TO PERMIT uNDERLINGS TO HAVE THEM. THIS IS FALSE. THAT A SIMPLE. GREEN AND RED CHESS SET. BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER SHARING THE SAME BODY. IS SuFFICIENT ENOuGH TO COuNT AS A JuJu. THIS IS FALSE. uNLESS THE TWO. ARE SHARING A CHERuB BODY. IN WHICH CASE IT IS TRuE. RATHER THAN DROP TRuTH NuKES. AND LIEDROGEN BOMBS. LEAVING YOuR BRAINSPACE uNINHABITABLE FOR MANY SWEEPS OF SWEPT OFF YOuR FuCKING FEET RECOVERY. THEY GO BY MANY NAMES. PREDATE MOST OF RECORDED HISTORY. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. EXIST. AS A SORT OF. SEAMRIPPER. FOR THE FABRIC OF REALITY. AN ANTIMATTER. TO EVERYTHING THAT WILL EVER MATTER. AN ANSWER. TO ALL uNASKED QuESTIONS. JuJuS. ARE THE VERY CONCEPT OF CHERuBIAN CREATION AND DESTRuCTION MADE MANIFEST. AND MOST SIGNIFICANT OF ALL. THOuGH OF CHERuB MAKE. YOu DO NOT HAVE TO BE A CHERuB. IN ORDER TO uSE ONE OF THESE AWESOME ARTIFACTS. I WILL ENDEAVOR TO TRY TO LIST THEM ALL. BuT MANY ARE STuPID. AND DO NOT WARRANT STATING. ONLY THE COOL ONES WILL BE FuRNISHED. AND DISTRIBuTED TO THE FEW. WITHIN THE FELT. ENTER. THE SENSATIONAL SHOWCASE. ALL OF WHICH. TIME TRAVELED TO. AND RETROACTIVELY ADDED. HERE. A MASTERPOST. MASTER BAIT. FOR FELLOW LORDS. AMuSED MuSES. AND MASTERS OF CLASS. 1) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/3abbbf16-2a45-4862-af31-ca1e8df6911c 2) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/13d8efc6-e630-4107-9c6f-9dd385114b87 3) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/564fabb1-2850-491b-98a8-07c2cd349bf8 4) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/509367e4-741f-4b02-964c-ce08e05f6e46 5) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/1c7de8ad-69ab-4112-8d85-af408fc71f43

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Kull: +219
Total: 526
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CEO OF SEX
LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.
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@caliBorn[CB]

IF YOU DID. IT IS ONLY TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT. THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND. REMOVING THEM FROM YOUR OWN TEMPORAL CONTINUITY ONLY ENSURES. YOU DO NOT HAVE ACCESS. TO THEIR AWESOME REALITY WARPING POWERS. AND SOMEONE ELSE. PERHAPS ONE WHO DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR FLIPPANT ATTITUDE. MAY INSTEAD. DO AS YOU WILL TO SPURN THE GIFTS YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN. TEKRAS. YOU ALL ONLY HAVE SUCH LIMITED TIME. THERE IS A LEVEL OF RESPECT. GREATER THAN ZERO. THAT I CAN CONFER FOR KNOCKING OVER ALL OF THE BUILDING BLOCKS. AND REFUSING TO PLAY NICE. BUT IT IS ONLY JUST. GREATER THAN ZERO. AND NOT BY A NOMINALLY LARGE FUCKING FIGURE. TO EACH THEIR SELF OWN. TO REITERATE. YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. YOUR ACHIEVEMENT OF. AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY. HAVING "gotten rid of the most of them from this present universe" IS ABOUT AS MEANINGLESSLY FUTILE AS ATTEMPTING TO CLEAR EVERY GRAIN OF SAND BY HAND ON A BEACHFRONT. THE FURIOUS ASSBLASTING WAVES AND WINDS WILL DEPOSIT SAND IN ALL-EVISCERATING OWNAGE. THE NATURE OF CAUSALITY IS SUCH THAT ALL YOUR PITIABLE ATTEMPTS TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WILL ONLY PRIMELY POSITION YOUR PUNY ASS TO BE CRUSHED UNDERNEATH IT. YOU ARE NOTHING. NOT EVEN AN INCONSEQUENTIALLY TINY BLIP ON A COSMIC RADAR. AN INFINITESIMAL IRRITANT WORM WRITHING AGAINST A SUN AS IT CALCIFIES AND MELTS YOU INTO AN UNSIGHTLY LITTLE SMEAR ON THE CONCRETE BARELY WORTH STEPPING OVER ON MY DAILY COMMUTE TO KICKING YOUR ASS INCORPORATED. I DO NOT OPPOSE YOUR ACTION AT ALL. MY STATEMENTS AND ATTITUDE CAN BE BEST SUMMARIZED AS. TRY IT BITCH. AND. LOL. OH [YES]. [YES]. [YES] [YES] [YES] [YES] [YES]. WHAT YOU DO IS IRRELEVANT. FOR THE QUESTION OF WHO I *THINK* THAT I AM. TEKRAS. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM. I RESIDE IN THE DARK SUBCONSCIOUS OF YOUR ENTIRE RACE. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE TROLL WHO DOES NOT FEEL MY INFLUENCE. BECAUSE YOU ARE. BECAUSE I AM. I DO NOT HAVE TO *THINK* ANYTHING. I CAN SKIP TO THE END OF LIFE'S STORYBOOK AT ANY TIME. RIP OUT THE PAGES I REJECT. I KNOW HOW THIS ALL ENDS. AND I AM FUCKING COOL WITH IT. UNLIKE YOU. I DO NOT HAVE TO FLIRT WITH DELUSIONS OF INADEQUACY AND UNCERTAINTY. I KNOW ALL THAT I AM. ALL THAT I WILL BE. AND I AM QUITE SATISFIED WITH EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. I AM LORD. I OUTLAST ALL THINGS. I HAVE SKIPPED TO THE END. FOUND IT LACKING. AND SUBSTITUTED IN MY OWN REALITY IN THE WORKS. EXISTENCE IS WHAT I MAKE OF IT. AS FOR MORE GAMES. YOUR IMPUDENT ANTICS ARE AS AMUSING AS THEY ARE BIZARRELY SCATTERSHOT AND LARGELY NONSPECIFIC. YOU ARE LIKE A PERSON I HAVE PUNTED OFF A CLIFF TRYING DESPERATELY TO COMPREHEND WHAT IS BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE. BUT ALSO IMPOSSIBLY BEYOND YOUR OWN FATHOMING. I LIKE BREAKING THINGS. I LIKE CHEWING CAPTURED CHESS PIECES. I LIKE LAYING SIEGE TO HELPLESS VILLAGES. I LIKE BRINGING A CUSTOM GREEN SUN LASER SCOPE ASSAULT RIFLE WITH AN AUGMENTED GOLD PLATED MUZZLE BREAK GRIPPABLE MAGAZINE TO LITERAL ACTUAL NEANDERTHAL TERRITORIAL FEUDS AND GOING UTTERLY BATSHIT ON SOME BLATHERING IDIOTS. GAMES. ARE FUN TO ME. BREAKING THEM. EVEN MORESO. SKAIANET. SKAIA. THE WHOLE OF REALITY. IS JUST A TOOL FOR ME TO BLUDGEON MY ENEMIES WITH. LASTLY. I WILL BE TAKING THAT TREAT NOW. THERE IS. IRREFUTABLE PROOF. I HAVE READ ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY. BEFORE YOU EVEN FINISHED TYPING IT. THAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PERKS OF TIME TRAVEL. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA.

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"= who do you even think you are, anyways. what /does/ it matter to you. i don't rant on here because i have a sense of self greater than the sum of it's parts. while yourself, you seem to be full of so much, hm, shit, that you consistently and constantly shove it out where everyone can see it. =" "= theoretically, the existence of these objects, as much as they might be your. favourite little things ever, powerful, interesting. are symbolic and immediately directly consequential to the 'game' (as referred to) existing in most forms. the 'building blocks' as you state, correct, but your opposition to my action is quite sad. =" "= what do you gain from more games? what do you gain from this cycle? think about it. once you are at your peak, you don't want to fall out of the spotlight, right - i have a feeling you wouldn't let go if it was given to you, and perhaps you'd not want more sessions to occur either. unless you gain something from skaia taking in more experiments. =" "= :). either way, i have gotten rid of the most of them from this present universe, the last of which that i cannot, is the 'first guardian' of sorts, who seems mildly, flippantly opposed to my actions, but i have stayed briefly ahead, though i suspect when the time comes it will fuck with me once more, but i deal with it when it happens, rather than attempting to shoo it off early - that gives it time to come back, and time is a very important resource, regaaaardless, if you read to this point /before/ you already typed out the start of your replying post, good job, you get a treat. ="

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CEO OF SEX
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ER HEM. YOU MAY SCROLL UP. WHEN YOU HAVE RECOVERED FROM THE FINGER STRAIN. OF YOUR VAINGLORIOUS AND SELF AGGRANDIZING POST. YOU SILLY BUFFOON. HONESTLY. WHATEVER QUALMS YOU HAVE ARE MISPLACED. LATER THAN SOME. YOU WILL BE SOON TO REALIZE I AM QUITE SURE. I HAVE NO ENEMIES. THOSE GUYS ARE ALREADY KILLED AND EATEN. WHATEVER BEEF YOU HAVE WITH ME. IS SEVERELY UNDERCOOKED. AND UNFIT FOR CONSUMPTION. BUT I WILL GLADLY DEVOUR. IF YOU ARE SO INSISTENT. AND. TAKE THE BAIT SO TO SPEAK. PAY ATTENTION MORE WHEN I SPEAK. AND PERHAPS WE WILL HAVE LESS TO YAMMER ABOUT.

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"= i'm not doing that. did you read through my post. or not. i need to know if you get a treat. ="

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@caliBorn[CB]

YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. REFUSAL TO ACCEPT THE ANSWER IS A PERSONAL FAILING. NOT A REASONABLE ACCOMODATION I AM AFFORDING YOU VIA COSMIC SILVER SPOON TO THE BACK OF THE THROAT. BRAT. ENGAGE WHEN YOU ARE READY. OTHERWISE. PERSIST IN YOUR OWN FETID IGNORANCE. OR EXALT YOURSELF TO ADEQUACY.

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"= are you engaging with anything i'm saying. type [yes] or [no] to confirm if you are saying yes or no. to the above question. i do not need answers, i know what i need to know already, eeeexcept for that last part of the post i made two posts above up there, which you should also answer with a yes or no. ="

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CEO OF SEX
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT RIDICULOUS MANNER OF PROMPT ENGINEERING YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING. FOR THE LAST TIME. I HAVE ALREADY ANSWERED EVERY SINGLE QUESTION YOU HAVE PUT FORWARD. IT IS ALMOST BAFFLING TO ME HOW YOU WILL REFER TO YOUR OWN POSTS. AS THOUGH THEY ARE A BASTION OF CLARITY. WHEN MY ORIGINAL POST EXISTS. PREDATING MOST OF YOURS. YET. VERY OBVIOUSLY. ADDRESSING EVERY CONCERN YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE. BEFORE IT EVEN FORMS. YOU HAVE AN INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD OF OBSTINENCE. THAT WOULD CRUMBLE. WERE YOU TO SIMPLY READ. THIS. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/b9ab697e-3782-4399-a940-ab94b710ace8

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"= oh, i see. i've not left this page, i have been working exclusively from your most recent replies. if you understand how this website works, when you click a notification, it brings you there, so i have not been seeing your weird updates. can you not use this place like someone sane. =" "= i don't believe you, by the way. you definitely started typing out before you got to the treat. i'm sorry. you cannot have it, it is simply not portrayed believably enough, and no amount of retroactivity can help this. =" "= come to think of it, i'm coming to believe you don't know the difference between yes and no. you also answered yes to the prior one. when it's clear your intention was a no. even i know that. ="

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EVERYONE IS A CRITIC.

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"= well done. i'm not. i've never written an article nor rated anything. out of any amount out of ten, nor do i give out stars. ="

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