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Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One was here first, THEREFORE, I RULE over all things NEFARIOUS… Ʒ
★lright, if you s★y so. Keep s★fe out there though ok★y?
Ƹ 🌂 > ^,_,^〜♪ Ʒ
It's a carrot! Thank you for trying however.
I forgive you. Go play.
yes in that generwal orwderw you basically want them to come to you and to not make yourwself look desperwate unless looking desperwate is parwt of the plan but rweally that cirwcles back to step one be attrwactive because bitches genderw neutrwal love desperwate but attrwactive people because it makes them feel special and think that the barw is low enough forw them to satisfy but that is a whole differwent converwsation that i have coverwed at length but rwegarwdless that is indeed the steps and you can also trwy a shirwt that has a lot of worwds on it so that they arwe forwced to come closerw to you and rwead it i rwecommend it being on the frwont so they have to face you because otherwwise they can just rwead yourw back without you noticing and then they arwe not engaged in yourw generwal spherwe of social contact and do not feel obligated to at least say something to you but herwe is the rweal hack the rweal hack is to have an overwshirwt orw jacket and then also have worwds on the frwont to drwaw them in and then once they arwe hooked you mention the things on the back in which you take off yourw jacket to show them this can easily be done with band shirwts with tourw dates on the back it is basically fool prwoof
i huug youu.
smile, youu will look lovely.
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🐚Cheers, darling, best of luck, keep me Posted 🔎 -----༄༄༄🐚
🐚I see 🔎 The bare basics of a good host is comfortable seating, a small snack and drink, and at the very least some sort of conversation piece, be it a Film, Yourselves, or Others. What is it you both relate to mutually 🔎 -----༄༄༄🐚
Not particularly. But if I cared enough about the person, I'd put up with it for a while. If you can source a pillow, that might help.
Have food and drink available. Make sure they have somewhere comfortable to sit. That's basically all you need as long as your guest isn't picky.
｢(・∀・)人(・∀・) how we look, proteccing our ohime queen of the umi!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: usi means sea! (^з^)-☆]
｢megane-san will protect you, ohime-chan... ( ☆∀☆)｣
｢megane-san is kyuddling you to cupe. :3｣
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
｢arigato!! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: thank kyuu! ( ´∀`) aah~ ohime-chan makes me fweel so gud.]
｢konnichiwa, minasan! ( ^-^)ノ megane-san's kirihorn tingles... so... boku...is... kyaaa!!!! (*ゝω･*) ima firin mah lazer! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ shōjiki, megane-san has a choto hyge list of haremdachis (；・ω・) and unbeamued kirainahito Σ(；｀∀´) to change! (；´_ゝ`) byuttt.... boku has to post his yari nokoshi first! kyuah! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ hilly-chan @achromaticCrusade comes nexto!! megane-san doesn't weally wike piero-chans... even moefairies like clownpiece-chan don't give megane-san the feels! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) syo.... when megane-chan did dis round of #waifuification...(`へ´*)ノ he got rid of it!!! gyah!! yamero, clown-chans! (≧口≦)ノ nyehh, no honknose or boopyshoe! (｀ε´ ) megane-san made hilly-chan a kyutiebeast! keke~ a kyutieful sujigyjrl (ФωФ) uwah uwah! uwah wah! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hilly-chan's choto furekkusu is making my kokoro go doki doki doki!!!! kyuuuu!! ( ・u・)ノΞ●~* aahhn~ ( ゜ρ゜ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shōjiki means truthfully! (^_^)/ megane-san is telling da trufe! (⌒0⌒) choto means very. haremdachis means harem friends! q(^-^q) the opposite of kirainahito, which means HATERS. ( ｀□´) gyuhhh... megane-san hates his haterz. (´_ゝ`) yari nokoshi means backlog. very big backlog... (；ω；｀*) megane-san gets requestos too... (；Д；) aahhh... eto... ( ´Д｀) moefairies are bastions of nyehpic moe moments, which is when a kyutiecutie is xtra kawaii! ( ・ω・) clownpiece-chan is from megane-san's favorite bulleto hell, touhou! (*/∀＼*) so sugoi! yamero means STAWP IT! (*｀ｴ´) cuddit out! (＃￣З￣) sujigyjrl means musclegirl, doing lots of furekkusu- flexing. (。･`з･)ﾉ and what's a biggu muscle?? your pusher, or your kokoro!! d=(^o^)=b when it goes doki doki, das how kyu know you're in wuv! (*^_^*)]
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Meoww!꠹
#StoppedOnOurHikeToTheCampsiteToTakeAPhoto!! #Ahhh #SuchAPrettyView! #IWasSoNervousTheTimerWouldGoOffAtABadTime #ButThisCameOutSoGood #:]
｢konnichiwa!! *glomps* (*^￢^*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi! ^_^]
okay if i was to once again sharwe some perwsonal vulnerwable interwests and hobbies you all prwomise not to be mean rwight again because last time only rweally the humans fucked with the slayblades which is absurwd i rweally thought therwe would be morwe like idknow species solidarwity but i guess not can t have shit but whateverw this time though i think a lot morwe trwolls could agrwee in the next topic i have in mind i am surwe that therwe will be plenty of positive engagement
｢grrr... kaizoku-chan, get behind me... Σ(｀Д´ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kaizoku means pirate. ( ｀□´)]
｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣
Ƹ 🌂 > Of COURSE, Rakkun. The Dark One had a most DEVILISH TIME!!!! MUAHAH!! Ʒ
｢wakaranai, queen-chan... (;＿q)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane doesn't know! he's done nyathing wrong!]
｢nyoooo!! (ノ´Д｀)ノ it was so kurai without your gārumajikku, watamote-chan. o(；д；o)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kurai means dark! (ﾉﾟДﾟ)ﾉ ahhh~ so dark, syo cold. (T^T) garumajikku means kyutiemagic*ੈ✩‧₊˚kyukeke~!]
｢konnichiwa, oli-chan! (○´∀｀人´∀｀○)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyaahhh, hii! (^^)／＼(^^) megane-san hasn't seen kyu in so long. (/ー￣;)]
｢megane-san is a wizardo. ♪(´ε｀*)｣ ｢kekeke~ a...｣ ｢(ФωФ)｣ ｢nekomancer!｣ ｢NYAHAHAHA!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nekomancer is a play on words, nyah! ( ＾ω＾ ) neko means pwetty purrbeast in trollhongo! syooo... ( ・ω・) when megane-san says he's a nekomancer, it's like necromancer. but with kittays! (*￣∇￣)ノ yosh!]
Ƹ 🌂 > This is true… and one night, the Dark One will have their revenge… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Last night reminded the Dark One of their TORTUROUS schoolfeeding days… I was brought on stage during a dance and they PRANKED me by pouring BLOOD on me… the Dark One HATES dances, balls and galas!!!! ARGH!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Yes, sometimes the Dark One yearns for CLOSENESS. BUT not in the way that you DEBAUCHED pornrotted things do. The Dark One only reads TASTEFUL literatures. Hmph! #nsfw Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > DARK ARMY ROLL CALL!!!!! My comrades…The Dark One’s shadowed legion of DARKNESS… ANSWER THE CALL!!!! Ʒ
｢kekeke~ (^з^)-☆ a milady of taste! megane-san will foro suru anata now! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: foro suru means follow! myooties. (・∀・)人(・∀・)]
⊹₊˚{ HEHEHEHE }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THATS SO CUUUUTE! <3333 <3333 <3333 <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
haha yes bro, thats the sp1r1t... gunna f1nd you a BANGARANG *ss second yo, TRUST!
yo... the poss1b1l1t1es are endless, bro... }:)
｢((ヾ(≧皿≦ﾒ)ﾉ))GYAAHHHH UGLY GAIJIN ON MEGANE-SAN'S POST!!!!!!! megane-san was so kõfun shita to post about his ichiban kuji win, that his nubbins touched his キーボード twice... ~てしまう~~... gyuhh... (o･｀Д´･o)!! nyuhh... take your grubby mits off of megane-san's kyutieful gyirls, or he'll...｣ ｢*megane-san growls...* 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋...｣ ｢gyuhhh... uhhh... uhnn... (｀□´) megane-san is... barely holding back his inner oni...｣ ｢*megane-san adjusts his glasses* (*´ー｀*) caliborn-san... please be gentle with megane-san next time...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaijin means "western idiot"! kõfun shita means super duper excited, like megane-san when ai-chan is on the screen! (*^ー^)ノ♪ キーボード or kibodo is the east alternian, sacred way to say keyboard! technology is very important in east alternia, so it's no wonder they developed their own terms for it!(*＾▽＾*) ~てしまう~ is an equally sacred word meaning "this happened on accident", which is so much more concise than western alternian language. an oni is a very scary, horrific east alternian monster. ！Σ(￣□￣;) so spooks, much scared!]
｢kekekekekekekeke~~｣
well you aren't one of the dubois guys so maybe
｢kekekekeke~ megane-san played an ichiban kuji and when he pyulled the A card... (´ω｀) they gave him a sashin of anatta!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ichiban kuji is an east alternian lottery game for otaku to win sick prizes desu!! sashin means photographic image. anatta means you!( ｀ー´) THIS POST IS ONLY FOR KYUTIEFUL GIRLZ!!!!( ｀□´)]
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not CRAVE attention. They simply CANNOT BE IGNORED... for its VISAGE is MOST DESPICABLE... I should get a new dress. Ʒ
i was the wEIrd ass fUturE guy. thEsIl. i mostly just wAtchEd yOU do yOUr shit from the bar hAhA
hey i rEcognizE yOU. yOU wErE fUckIn AwesomE last night
[robin!!]~[shes]~[so]~[pretty]~[and]~[cool]~[(✿◡‿◡)]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i snuck some treats hive guehehe… smushed cake for breakfast guehehe…
c< Hell yeaH! i wisH i cOulda talKed witH ya, but, iM curreNtly busy plaNNiNg a juMpiNg >c
｢kekek~~ megane-san will call you... secret-dono. (*ゝω・)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: secret-dono means secret!]
｢kekekeke~~ boa hancock~ her outfit is so sugoi! and her op...( *ﾟAﾟ) nyoo! (ﾟωﾟ) megane-san can't type something so vulgar!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sugoi means fashionable!]
how do you feel about sanji quickly please answer quiclly fnnow
you are not whitebeard