♦ pitied by @vexatiousProcyon

꧁sometimes i imagine making highbloods upset just so i can offer to help them and be useful to them and so they'll keep me and adore me and make me their petservant forever and ever but i usually only think about that after drinking sodie pop #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe꧂
⋆。˚⋆౨ৎ PRINCESS DOESNT KNOW WH୨T TO DO....!!!!! SHE IS !!! VERY SC୨RED!!!! ୨HHHHH...... ౨ৎ⋆˚。⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Last night reminded the Dark One of their TORTUROUS schoolfeeding days… I was brought on stage during a dance and they PRANKED me by pouring BLOOD on me… the Dark One HATES dances, balls and galas!!!! ARGH!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One’s lusus is a giant squid in a medical tank… SADLY I cannot do such a thing. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Whatever. Seems like my INFERNAL SOLDIERS have something better to do. Hmph. The Dark One will remember this. Ʒ

you are not whitebeard