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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #.Commission ╰┈➤ Your name is SYNTAX .COMMAR... www.hich is odd consider.ing your age... Yes, at 26 swww.eeps old you have yet to claim your title. This is because you are oddly- unnotewww.orthy. ╰┈➤ 𝙸n your 26 swww.eeps you have www.orked at a .company, Blisstech, for 14, www.hile you're mostly unsure www.hat this .company does, you believe it is pharmaceuticals? This detail isn't important to your job but you once for a fleet.ing moment... may have been interested in such a th.ing. Howww. else www.ould you have encountered such a place of employment? A www.orld in www.hich you be.come a pharmacist? HA! Never. ╰┈➤ There is noth.ing you love more than your job! 𝙸t's so safe in this endless sea of cubicles. WWW.hy ever leave? ╰┈➤ 𝙸n fact, you often struggle www.ith go.ing hive. The concept of clock.ing out caus.ing your jawww. to clench. Luckily, you only clock out for 6 hours! 4 hours to sleep and 2 for your .commute to and from www.ork. Usually the traffic is so smooth you can make it a full 19 hour shift! Though, truthfully, you'd really be interested in 20. ╰┈➤ The constant smell of burnt coffee, the distant chatter of your fellowww. employee, the soft clicks of a keyboard. WWW.ell, really, it'd get anyone go.ing. You can't see www.hy someone www.ouldn't www.ant to spend their life in a place like this. ╰┈➤ The www.orkplace is a sacred location, here you're unbothered by direction and purpose. Your only purpose is to file paperwww.ork, edit your spreadsheet and keep a smile on your bosses face. Sometimes, if you're lucky, he'll give you a handshake! You feel so .comforted in his care. He knowww.s www.hat's best for you. ╰┈➤ WWW.hile hunger isn't usually a problem, sometimes you are required to fill your stomach. A useful employee is a healthy employee. You gently dust your husktop monitor before you roll your chair back to stand up and enter the maze that is your cowww.orkers habitat. ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's oddly quiet, you www.alk dowww.n the middle isle www.ithout a "Hello, .Commar!" or a "Howww.'s it go.ing, Syntax?" 𝙸t's still. Perhaps you've missed a meet.ing. You check your www.atch, hurriedly runn.ing towww.ards the bulletin board. ╰┈➤ The schedule is blank... All .execept for your name! You're scheduled every night this swww.eep! Never have you been more .execited. They must've given you a promotion and f.orgotten to schedule everyone else. ╰┈➤ The www.orry of your miss.ing cowww.orkers is somewww.hat soothed by this newww.s. You decide to check the meet.ing room anywww.ay, maybe they have a surprise for you. ╰┈➤ As you enter the corridor, the humm.ing of the overhead lights be.comes apparent, the tick.ing of a clock in another room makes your ears twww.itch. You straighten your tie and make sure your socks are pulled up proper, as your hand touches the knob to the meet.ing room, you're suddenly filled www.ith dread. ╰┈➤ The www.ater cooler is miss.ing? Howww. strange. 𝙸t's never been moved before? ╰┈➤ You look around and dowww.n the hall a fewww. times just to check. You'll have to seriously tell someone about this. ╰┈➤ You shake your head disapprov.ingly before the smile returns to your face, it's important that you're joyful www.hen your gaze meets your bosses. ╰┈➤ "Mr. Catapl.exe!" You say at a polite but clearly alertful volume. "𝙸'm horribly sorry to be so late! 𝙸 assure you-" ╰┈➤ No one is here, all the chairs are pushed in. A stack of papers sits in the middle of the table. ╰┈➤ The www.hiteboard reads: "Congrats on your promotion .Commar!" ╰┈➤ "Ah... Haha! WWW.ell! Time *is* money!" You're slightly hurt despite your cheery corporate tone. ╰┈➤ Perhaps this is selfish, to www.ant a little more than a note... No... You're sure this is selfish. Gloat.ing doesn't make a good team player! ╰┈➤ You better get your meal and continue your www.ork. ╰┈➤ You cautiously close the meet.ing room, not.ing howww. the www.ater cooler has been placed back in it's proper location. You're so relieved. You let out a sigh, patt.ing the top, caus.ing the www.ater to bubble slightly. ╰┈➤ Back dowww.n the hall you make it to the break room, it has to be your least favorite location in all 20 floors of this build.ing. ╰┈➤ The www.hirr.ing of the microwww.ave keeps you .company www.here your cowww.orkers usually www.ould. There www.as noth.ing else in the refrigerator, just your normal meal, a frozen tray dinner. ╰┈➤ You stare at the time on the device, 0:30... 0:29... 0:45... ╰┈➤ Blink, blink. ╰┈➤ Look.ing dowww.n at your www.rist it seems your www.atch has disappeared. ╰┈➤ 0:44... 0:43... 0:42... 0:41... 0:40... 0:59... ╰┈➤ You tap your foot a little as you www.atch it happen, get a load of this. You simply, do not have the time for such nonsense. 𝙸t is broken. Howww. .completely www.asteful. ╰┈➤ Pull.ing a sticky note from a nearby table, your pen is unsheathed from your pocket. "Please repair." is quickly slapped on the faulty electronic. ╰┈➤ WWW.hile it still says you have... 34 seconds left, you remove your meal. 𝙸t www.ill simply have to be cold in the middle. ╰┈➤ Your cubicle is so quiet. The monitor of your husktop seems to glitch as all instances of time are set to 00:00. ╰┈➤ You grab the landline on your desk, dial.ing maintenance... ╰┈➤ "Hello! This is Syntax .Commar from-" ╰┈➤ "Get back to www.ork." R.ings out from a voice you've never heard before, they hang up quickly. ╰┈➤ Of course, www.hat are you think.ing? None of this is important. ╰┈➤ You fix your posture to return your hands to your keyboard. Swww.itch.ing tabs, your spreadsheet loads in. 𝙸t's time to get back to www.ork. ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ READ CHAPTERS 1-6 HERE ╰┈➤ archive.net/autoclicker/SyntaxOfTheCapitalState ╰┈➤ This www.ork is tagged www.ith: Syntax .Commar, Original Character, 𝙸ndigo Original Character, Liminal Space, Backrooms Derivative, Office WWW.ork, Jobs, Capitalistic Servitude, Cog 𝙸n The Machine, Loyal Employee, Mathematic Sanity Loss, Spacial .Exepansion, Time Removal, Endless Servitude, Slightly Severance 𝙸nspired, Lesser Positioned Employee, WWW.age Fetish, WWW.age Fantasy, Office Fetish, Solitude, 𝙸solation, Characters POV, 𝙸mproper Office Conduct AKA Not Safe For WWW.ork, OSHA violations, 𝙸mproper WWW.ork Attire, Slightly Truman 𝙸nspired ╰┈➤ Authors Note: WWW.hile 𝙸'm usually opposed to the concept of employment this really struck me @~,,,@

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