@vyingFortitude — #joke
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛If they only suck on the tip, they're subtly asking you to fuck their face. It's just science! /j #nsfw #hornyposting #joke
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛With how much of a manwhore I'm behaving as of late, my 80's song reference should have been Easy Lover. #nsfw #joke
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛tell your rumblespheres to stop staring at my eyes! #joke #mildly-nsfw
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Bulge post. Just fair warning. Finally gonna get shorts that go below the knee a little so I can hide my bulge if I have a malfunction. An angel loses it's wings. /j #nsfw #vent-kinda #bulge #newclothes #joke
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Daily Thinkpan Workout 2 Sets of Counting to 10 2 Sets of Alphabet 5 Sets of trying to spell Restaurant Then list animals until failure. #joke #workout #fitness #thinkpan
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Call my bulge avocado because it makes them go 'guac guac guac'. #nsfw #joke
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛bulgeslapping is all fun and games until you accidentally knock them out.. #joke #nsfw #bulge
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛i dont care if it does nothing biologically! i'm not pulling out! #joke #nsfw