
Catch me in illuminated by nothing but the fridge light on my hands and knees shoving uranium in my mouth at 3 am

... i wonder if *i* can eat uranium. ._.

HAHAHAHAHA

I mean i can cuz of bec so if you got bec blood it's worth a try

yeah nah, i think i'm fully human... 8( i mean... i do lowkey have a really good nose so maybe that's bec stuff? but um. yeah not trying to take radiation damage, that's like a whole status effect and it prolly shows up under your vitality gel vial like a big fuckin' sign that says "THIS DIPSHIT TRIED TO EAT IONIZING RADIATION" all the way to the hospital sooo. yeah not risking that

Yeah maybe not then. Skill issue though, literally couldn't be me. I am crunching and knawing on this shit.

fuuuuuuck ... i mean my viscosity is mad high, so it's not like it'd kill me...... probably..............

Your fucking *what* is high?

my gel viscosity! my hp!! oh girl you have GOTTA bone up on this shit lol 8J

(( <- girl who remembers every niche homestuck mechanic/name. yes hp is a stat they have outside of the game and yes it is called gel viscosity. vitality gel.

Look I've been playing this shitty game way too long I stopped worrying about my stat screen like four years ago