♱ CEASE THY DISPLAY OF THAT MOVING IMAGE OF THE MAIDEN'S SWAYING HIPS UPON MINE DASHBOARD!
ᐖ OHHHHHH ᐖAT FAIR WUT IF INSIAᐖE ᐛ
ᐖ ZOMG WAIYT. IF I WUZ A ᐖRAGON I ᑈULᐖ BBLAᑈKSMIFF ANYWHERE WIFF MY FIRE BREAF.....ᐖAT WULᐖ BE SO ᑈOOL IF U ᑈULᐖ BE A ᑈREAᑈHER WUT WULᐖ U BE X3 ᐛ
♱ Had I been a beastly creature, I should crave my Empress and my lords to slay me where I stand, for I couldst not serve them in such a manner.
ᐖ OKAYYYYY BUT WE PLAYING PRETENᐖ RITE NAOW. WUT IF U ᑈULᐖ BE A BEASTE AN ALSO SERBE ᐖEM. I FINK U'ᐖ BE LIEK. A GIFFIN. ᐛ
♱ In this most false and passing fancy, which should ne'er come to pass, I would fain be a griffin.
ᐖ HAHA ZOMG YAYYYY WE ᑈULᐖ GO FLY AROUNᐖ TOGEᐖᐖER WHEEEEE ᐛ
♱ Cease this folly of make-believe. I am Sir Bertil Gawain, and no griffin am I.
ᐖ AW OKAEY. LUV U ᐛ