#askporrim
Ano+nymo+us asks: "wo+uld u bang a seadweller YES o+r NO" Yes, I wo+uld and have. Ever since I jo+ined this platfo+rm they have been swarming me, so+, even if I wasn't interested they're hard to+ avo+id.
Ano+nymo+us says: "yo+ure so+ ho+t ho+ly shit" Yes, I kno+w this.
@craftsmanTo+xo+philite asks: "8=l < Hello+ Po+rrim. What w0+0+1d yo+u co+nsnicker to+ be the best breed o+f ho+rse?" Well, hello+. Surely, there are no+ best breeds, as all are equally beautiful in their o+wn ways, I'd say I particularly like the Akhal-Teke breed. They're very shiny, it pleases me greatly.
Ano+nymo+us asks: “What is yo+ur ethnicity? Er... tro+ll ethnicity? o+r... wait...” Hello+ very much, ano+n. My backgro+und is so+uthwestern and no+rthern co+astal Befo+ran. No+t to+o+ dissimilar to+ Earth's Po+rtuguese and Venezuelan.
@gadabo+utTrickster asks: “hi po+rrim! any favo+rite mo+vies o+r sto+ries? what's yo+ur favo+rite snack? favo+rite meal? :D” Hello+, dear! So+ many questio+ns, o+h my. I lo+ve the campier side o+f cinema, and I co+uldn't po+ssibly pick o+nly o+ne so+ here yo+u go+: "Whatever Happened to+ Baby Jane?" (1962) "Jade" (1995) "The Lair o+f the White Wo+rm" (1988) "Vamp" (1986) "Crash" (1996) As fo+r fo+o+d I ado+re pasta, any kind o+f pasta and yo+u'll bet I'll lo+ve it. My perso+nal favo+rite is carbo+nara, a co+mfo+rt meal o+f so+rts.
‘Ano+nymo+us’ says: “sho+wv spheres.” I truly do+n’t kno+w why I expected so+mething o+ther than this to+ be the first submissio+n. The answer is no+, Ampo+ra.