#buraisqna
K--<anonymosu asksl; "hhow long haveyoubeen a robot :-? howdid thath happen anddo you like being a roboot and doyou have to charge or do youuhave some kind of energy core or something do you have touch receptors or do you have guts and stuff underr your metallic shell and " irespond: " i gave myselfe metal skin because i thoiught it would make the worldu nable to hurt me butr it just make me starve myself every day every day i become less trol land more metal and it hurts so much inside and icant get inside of me because of my metal skin" #buraisqna
K--<@autoInfluence asks: "How does one become friends?" i respond: "ill let you know if i ever find out" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
K--<@singularityManifest asks: "Fight me?" i respond: "haha this is question #67 if you can believe it anyway no youd kill me in one blow" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "OH OH tell us about your moirail!!! How are things going?" i respond: "i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i lobe her i love her im so scared when im not talking to her because im worried she's going to realise i suck and leave me i don't want her to leave me i want to make her happy like she makes me i miss her i hope she replies to me soon" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
K--<@romanticallyHopeless asks: "╰(▔∀▔)╯ If you could tell one thing to your younger self, what would you tell them?" i respond: "hug her tighter because you wont get another chance for a very long time" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "does it jiggle" i respond: "yeah" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
K--<https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 ahem hem. get in on the #buraisqna chittrs most active qna form with over 70 happy customers
K--<@terribleFate asks: "do you prefer having a big jingly keychain or like, a bunch of smaller keychains?" i respond: "i dont leave the hive enough to have a keychain" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "How many chuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" i respond: "exactly twelve." https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@cynicalAgathokakological asks: "would you eat a rat with us???" i respond: "honestly if you could verify that the rat was disease free and we cooked it first i would give it an honest shot. i cant promise id like it but id for sure give it a try. i dont eat raw meat because of my stomach issues. sorry." https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@callbackMemory (not a real tag on here but ok) asks: "Are you waterproof? If I dunk you in water, will you start to fry?" i respond: "lot of people asking about my weaknesses tonight. anyway (troll bane voice) it would be extremely painful." https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<https://forms.gle/v5GHFWus3BNp18mA8 https://forms.gle/8gT3tsfoA1MBbKxU6 answer my nefarious google forms #teamchudsmashorpass #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "How do you survive bucket season if you’re all virgins?" i respond: "mandies serving with the agricultural corps and excluded from it while they make him work the fields and the rest of us have enough caegar to pay for pailstitutes" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna #nsfw
K--<#buraisqna is at like 75 answers now keep em coming
K--<anonymous asks: "Why?" i respond: "i did it all for the nookie" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<":3" asks: "can i peg you? :3c" i respond: "if you take me out to dinner first maybe" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@crucifiedAnimal asks: "woof" i respond: "not technically a question but woof to you to my friend" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "How do you keep evading my blocks werido" i respond: "what? who the hell are you? lot of people have me blocked. be more specific. anyway im not trying to evade anyones blocks if you dont wanna see my posts frankly i dont wanna see em either so i get you" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<https://forms.gle/AhcFqFyK9bUzeuUp9 https://forms.gle/j3AFSNUrnfwEF9Ug6 bumping both of these #teamchudsmashorpass #buraisqna
K--<@dickAce asks: "fuk u" i respond: "obvious fake didnt even include the signature" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna"
K--<@askewArcheologist asks: "Hi Burais /:)" i respond: "hey llutah whats up girl" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@cheerfullyCaliginous asks: "She -s below yo<. Koward. WretKh." i respond: "so is literally everyone just going to try and fucking hate on my moirail or are we gonna get some actual questions in" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@callbackMemory asks: "How do you pronounce Burais" i respond: "https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/kW7FYDBN.wav" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@floweringDecomposition asks: "might I inquire as to how your body ended up in such a cybernetic state? also ignore the human sami, you wear the mullet well. you should try slicking it back sometime." i respond: "youre like the third person who asked this today. tldr i got my shit rocked hard by a clown. also thank you i knew the bitches loved my mullet." https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "how big is it" i respond: "slightly over 6 inches thanks for asking" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna #nsfw
K--<@numeralObserver asks: "123 012 008 005 008 006 013 002 010 003 004 015 002 002 024 012 456" i respond: "ok" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<caligulasAquarium asks: "[TEXT REMOVED]" i respond: "first of all ew second of all which fucking one are you you need to include the four digits at the end if you share a tag with a bunch of assholes" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@naughtyTechnician asks: "Burais doo yoou want toooo pail with me" i respond: "okay so this is on me for not having a way to verify youre actually giving me your trolltag and not just putting someone elses in. anyway hey phuntr." https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<"kys" asks: "phunt phunt phunt sahur" i respond: "phunt kryqusss (six seven voice)" https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<@dustyChatterbox asks: "Howdy there! I was curious 'bout that robot body of yours there. Do you still have to eat? If so, what's your favorite food?" i respond: "as those at the masquerade last light can attest i still have a stomach and i still need to eat and i still throw up and its miserable. my favourite food is poached salmon." https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna
K--<https://forms.gle/7tes9jcww9q2bJN7A #buraisqna is open for round 2
K--<anoymous asks: "How many daily hours do you have on grubstagram on average" i respond: "i have never used that website in my life i dont even have an account who the fuck do you think i am" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "Are you a panrot connoisseur or do you just larp as one" i respond: "i fucking hate panrot i say six seven because it makes kryqus really pissed off" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@cluefulConan asks: "Does #teamchud believe in the #truth?" i respond: "if something needs to be believed in then it is not the truth. the truth simply is. i try to find the truth personally myself i cant speak for the others though." https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "da minion or da bob fo today" i respond: "what the fuck are you saying" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "Who are you and why are you on my timeline?" i respond: "hi im burais karleh im the hot and cute and awesome and cool leader of #teamchud which is chittrs most elite team of guerilla soldiers we fight for truth and justice every day" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@invincibleShow asks: "Favourite Troll Invincible moment?" i respond: "invincible vs omni man at the end of series 1 is still an all timer ill be real" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@trueTimemaker asks: "ARE YOU F1aST?! SPLIT: 0:03" i respond: "in what context you gotta be more specific here man" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "What’s your type?" i respond: "i like to think i dont have a type but given my romantic history its green girls who are larger than me physically and are brave and strong but also kind" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "Why do you think kryqus is ugly have you seen him?" i respond: "yes on several occasions" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@cantativeGnosticism asks: "~purple bl••d§ &re §• h•t *dr••l.Png* d•nt y•u think~" i respond: "i dont see caste" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "|\ Do you like human Pinball? /|" i respond: "actually i do quite a lot my local video arcade has a couple machines on free play and i often am playing them" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@impertinentFrenzy asks: "You kicked some clown's butt nights before now & you STILL won't pull bitches? How do you pull this off. How is one so endlessly sexless. It's inspiring." i respond: "TELL ME ABOUT IT MAN" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@arcaneAspirations asks: "I wIsh tO OncE mOrE Ask why cAll yOUrsElf tEAm chUd thAt sEEms vEry sElf dEprEcIAtIng And mAkEs mE sAd thAt yOU mIght thInk thAt Of yOUrsElf. :( yOU dEsErvE bEttEr cErtAInly." i respond: "it started out as a hateful moniker applied to us by @aeneasCaldarium but we kind of just owned it" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "What doo yoou have against Kryqus?" i respond: "hi kryqus" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "take a picture of your bulge with the flash on" i respond: "ok done now what" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@themayorOfcantown asks: "WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON DEMOCRACY" i respond: "thumbs up i like democracy quite a lot hope alternia gets it one day" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<anonymous asks: "You might larp being chuds because it's easy. There is a certain comfort in despair, in thinking yourself too broken to even bother pursuing what you want. After all, no need to risk rejection if you believe you're inherently a reject, right? You settle for the comfortable, familiar pain of loneliness instead of the strange uncertainty of trying for more. I'd fuck you honestly." i respond: "yeah i agree i actually said all of this to hope last light im working on myself and im hoping to ask a special someone to be my moirail soon" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@slitheringScalper asks: "do you l1k3 Sssn4k3Sss 4 h4v3 4 Sssn4k3 n4m3d Ozzy th3 Noodl3 W1z4rd 4nd Sssh3'Sss th3 83Ssst <3" i respond: "i do like snakes can you send a picture of your snake that sounds fucking awesome man hell yeah" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna
K--<@carnivorousCecropia asks: "꒰do you have any opinions꒱" i respond: "a couple yeah" https://forms.gle/MS5oA6GYjsm8J45e6 #buraisqna