#cowboyarc

cant blame them damned bandits for rustlin cattle wwhen my bovvines got the prettiest most luscious fuckin lashes this side a the troll mississippi #cowwboyarc

wwell ill be a sizzlin lizard roasting on a hot rock under the twwin suns YEEHAWW my trusty skyhorse found himself a skymare and noww im to be wwithout a mount durin his cowwboy company mandated paternity gestation period my spursll be jinglin a sad twwang in the dark night on the long wwalk off this here short pier #cowwboyarc

pinkertons took the grand flippin duchess of yallternia wwrassle up your six shooters an wwrangle your mounts my cadre of outlaww gerblins wwe ride at dusk yeehaww #cowwboyarc