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As a physician, I request all users refrain from describing Striders as "godly". It confuses their fragile minds, encouraging alarming bouts of narcissism. For their own good, please only use "mediocre", "passable" and the occasional "meh" when necessary. #ParentingHacks Thank you.
Mother knows best. #ParentingHacks
After deep consideration, I am allowing surrogate applications once again. Serious inquiries only, please be prepared to present a thorough explanation as to why you need my services. #ParentingHacks
Every time my #ParentingHacks are pitied, the greater the envy. Learn to take heed of my wisdom. #ParentingHacks
My daughter blocked my alternate account again. Which only proves how effective my internet safety training is. #ParentingHacks #AlwaysObserve
Parenting is an everlearning process, much like writing a novel. You're bound to hit success by the third version. #ParentingHacks