← @apocryphalReign

i am at the local Walmart. it is ass fuck in the morning. there is a group of people there engaging in what i can only describe as a battle to the death over the egg cartons. except they're also trying not to actually break the eggs. so really, it's kind of a really slow-paced and watered-down death battle. killing LaCroix.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

[[As someone who's partner works at walmart it is EXACTLY this. Not as bad as thanksgiving, Xmas, and Valentine's day, but hoo. He saw a lady get clocked for eggs.]]