Torture method. I strap you to a chair and make you watch Sailor Moon (1992) in the original English Dub and point out every inconsistency between that and the Japanese Dub along with the Westernization of the anime at the time. Paired with a hundred question quiz at the end. If you fail, you die. #violence ? #anime #sailormoon #magicalgirl
I'm absolutely taking notes, this is some good shit actually. What the fuck have I been doing? I should've been yapping at Damaras about this. Okay. So. I think another fantastic option for this particular brand of torment would be Cardcaptor Sakura. Specifically the rebranded release that was butchered to hell and back. Names. Music. The goddamn plot, even. I mean seriously how do you fuck it up that badly? Anyways. Should the original go first, *then* the North American cut? Just to drag it out further and make it just as painful by comparison.

I changed my mind. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/wait%20no.png
CARDCAPTOR SAKURA IS, ITSELF, AN ADAPTATION. AND AS A RESULT, THE ANIME IS NOT AS COHERENT AS IT COULD BE. BECAUSE IT WAS RUNNING ALONGSIDE CLAMP'S ORIGINAL. SO THERE'S FILLER. IT'S A FINE IDEA. BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE LAYERS. SO IT MIGHT BE A BIT LESS PRACTICAL ON ACCOUNT OF HOW HARD IT IS TO GET PEOPLE TO READ. TOKYO MEWMEW ON THE OTHER HAND. THAT SHOULD BE VIABLE PROBABLY? IF I'M REMEMBERING RIGHT THEY NOT ONLY ENDED THE ENGLISH DUB HALFWAY IN. BUT ALSO REORDERED THE EPISODES ENTIRELY.
True. At this point, I'm sort of listing shit I want to revisit myself. You just sent me back a billion years I haven't heard the name Tokyo Mew Mew muttered in this hallowed halls in so goddamn long. Which, makes me want to segue into Shugo Chara. Have we forgotten Shugo Chara? Let us not forget.

My God. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/my%20god.png

My god. You killed him with Sailor Moon.

You totally did.


