I'v3 com3 to mak3 an announc3m3nt: 2hadow th3 H3dg3hog'2 a bitch-a22 moth3rfuck3r. H3 pi223d on my fucking wif3. That'2 right. H3 took hi2 h3dg3hog fuckin' quilly bulg3 out and h3 pi223d on my FUCKING wif3, and h3 2aid hi2 bulg3 wa2 THI2 BIG, and I 2aid that'2 di2gu2ting. 2o I'm making a callout po2t on my Chittr.ing. 2hadow th3 H3dg3hog, you got a 2mall bulg3. It'2 th3 2iz3 of thi2 walnut 3xc3pt WAY 2mall3r. And gu322 what? H3r3'2 what my dong look2 lik3. That'2 right, baby. Tall point2, no quill2, no pillow2, look at that, it look2 lik3 two ball2 and a bong. H3 fuck3d my wif3, 2o gu322 what, I'm gonna fuck th3 3arth. That'2 right, thi2 i2 what you g3t! My 2UP3R LA23R PI22! 3xc3pt I'm not gonna pi22 on th3 3arth. I'm gonna go high3r. I'm pi22ing on th3 MOOOON! How do you lik3 that, OBAMA? I PI223D ON TH3 MOON, YOU IDIOT! You hav3 tw3nty-thr33 hour2 b3for3 th3 pi22 DROPL3T2 hit th3 fucking 3arth, now g3t out of my fucking 2ight b3for3 I pi22 on you too!