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You seriously think 8oatercycles sounds cooler than JET skis?

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You have no t8ste. 8oatercycle sounds like one of those swan 8oats human matesprits ride in in the movies. JET SKIS sound like rockets strapped to your feet!

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You're drunk, Za8rak. That sentence didn't even m8ke grammatical sense.

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It makes the water splash LOOK like jets, and the ski part is 8ecause you're supposed to 8e a8le to stand up on them. Gliding over the water, like you're wearing skis!

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It doesn't sound nearly as 8adass as the vehicle deserves.