I WILL be getting §hit-faced. Thi§ i§ on purpo§e §o I do not #cullmy§elf from work. Do NOT a§k me for legal advice during thi§ time. Contract§ made, di§cu§§ed, or negotiated during thi§ time will NOT be under legitimate con§ideration. Come to me after I have returned to the office in my full capacity. All mail will be on hold. All email§ will be automatically replied to with an "Out of Office" reply. All call§ to my work phone will be §ent directly to voicemail. #§elfharm
