Every single night cycle I start off with the same things. I make sure the hair is voluminous, that my fangs are sharp, and that my lips are 8lue. That sounds pretty achieva8le, right? Wrong! I somehow managed to get distracted enough in one way or another to pick up the wrong lipstick. I have 8een going a8out my not-life with PURPLE LIPS. And DO NOT ask me why I even own purple lipstick, I am a well traveled woman, of course I have a wide variety of makeup for a wide variety of looks. Now, how it ended up in the front of my m8keup 8ag? That's a 8etter question. The answer is a lengthy one, 8ut it is one I would 8e remiss not to share that with you. So, I finally decided on what tail accessory to get dear Cronus. I couldn't stop there, I figured a small passing gift just wouldn't suffice for the occasion. I mean, this is a really 8ig deal! Implementing self explor8tory changes is a 8ig deal. I, wanting to 8e a good friend, collected a small group of our mutuals to accompany us on this announcment of finding oneself. I got the 8alloons, I got the cake, I got the favors. Every8ody got some little cat ears. Not quite the same quality as I had seen 8efore, 8ut we m8ke do with what we have, right? And why would I not take this opportunity to wear my purple lipstick!!!!!!!! I hadn't worn it in so long, I can hardly remem8er when it was. I knew it would match the environment perfectly, seeing as the decor I picked out was a nice violet and 8lack com8in8tion. Well, let's just say, he was not amused. I promptly sensed this within him and I tried to usher every8ody out 8efore he got to the ta8le with his gift 8ag, 8ut they were not leaving! I would almost feel slightly remorseful, if not for the amusement that this all 8rought to me personally. So, there I stood, looking like a purple napkin, grinning ear to ear. Cronus attempted to wipe the smile directly off my face, smearing my makeup EVERYWHERE. Can you fucking 8elieve that? I'm sure we all can, he's not the most appreci8tive individual. Evidently. Fortun8tely, knowing this, I kept the lipstick within reach for touch ups, in the front pocket of my 8ag. And that is why I have 8een walking around looking tacky this entire time, 8ecause NOTHING a8out my outfit today matches this particular shade. All 8ecause I had the foresight to 8e prepared for anything. And yet it will not stop me from always 8eing prepared for anything. ::::)
8=l < Somehow I am not surprised
Perhaps no8ody should 8e.