S_EAKY GODDAM_ CHEESEBEAST KEEPS MA_AGI_G TO FI_D CЯREATIVE A_D EFFICIE_T HIDI_G PLACES. BUT HE'LL JUMP OUT, MAKE HIS MILKY GA_DEЯRBULBS SHOOT OUT OF HIS HEAD, A_D SHOUT "AVWOOGA" WHE_EVEЯR I HO_K MY ЯRUMBLESPHEЯRES. SO IT ALL WOЯRKS OUT.
im about to start running but the big factory vwhistle blovws. union mandated lunch break. i take a seat at a conwvenient nearby table and casually offer you the seat across from me as i pull out my metal lunchbox "howv about that wveather lately huh?"
I SIT DOW_ ACЯROSS FЯROM YOU WITH MY OW_ LU_CHBOX A_D DEPOSIT MY VAЯRIOUS WEAPO_S BESIDE THE TABLE FOЯR A SOLID SIXTY SECO_DS STЯRAIGHT. WHE_ I A_SWEЯR, MY PЯREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED _OЯRTHEAST DEEP CITY ACCE_T IS _OW A SUBDUED, VAGUELY EAST ALTEЯR_IA_ O_E. "THE _EWSMA_ _EVEЯR GETS IT ЯRIGHT."
"nah" i say in a bored tone totally unlike the greaser affectation. i type stuff up on my phone in betvween bites of my sammie. i post wvhat ivwe been vworking on just before the wvhistle blovws again. "wvell mack, back to it then?"
I AM ALSO GETTI_G MY CHITTS I_ O_ THE PHO_E I_ BETWEE_ BITES OF MY SA_DWICH. I TELL A LOWBLOOD TO CULL THEMSELVES BEFOЯRE SHOVI_G THE ЯREST OF THE SA_DWICH I_ MY MOUTH. I CLOSE THE LU_CHBOX, STA_D UP, A_D ЯROLL MY SHOULDEЯR. "A_OTHEЯR _IGHT, A_OTHEЯR CAEGAЯR." I THE_ PICK UP A_ AXE A_D STAЯRT ЯRU__I_G AFTEЯR YOU AGAI_.
hey is it vweird that this chase is giwving me a boner hypothetically #nsfwv
YOU MAY HAVE TEMPOЯRAЯRILY ESCAPED THE _ET, BUT YOU CA__OT TЯRULY ESCAPE THE POT. YOUЯR VEGETABLE COHOЯRTS HAVE BEE_ SUFFOCATED I_ THE HEAT OF A SCOЯRCHI_G BUTTEЯR BATH U_TIL THE BЯRI_K OF THEIЯR COLLAPSE. THE_ THEY WEЯRE SUBMEЯRGED I_TO A BOILI_G ABYSS OF BЯRI_E A_D POTATOES TO SIMMEЯR U_TIL ALL ЯRESISTA_CE CЯRUMBLED. YOU AЯRE _EXT; YOUЯR FLESH WILL BE SLICED I_TO BITE-SIZED ЯRECTA_GLES A_D PLU_GED I_TO THE SEETHI_G CALDЯRO_. A FLOOD OF HEAVY CЯREAM WILL SMOTHEЯR THE CHAMBEЯR, SEALI_G YOUЯR FATE. I WILL HAVE YOU SIMMEЯR A_D THICKE_ I_TO THE FI_EST CHOWDEЯR THIS WOЯRLD, A_D EVEЯRY WOЯRLD BEYO_D, HAS EVEЯR SEE_. THOUGH YOU HAVE ELUDED ME THUS FAЯR, I CA_ FEEL THE CЯRU_CH OF YOUЯR BO_ES BETWEE_ MY FI_GEЯRS. I CA_ TASTE THE SALT A_D IЯRO_ OF YOUЯR BLOOD O_ MY TO_GUE. I SMELL YOUЯR FEAЯR, A_D YOUЯR DISGUSTI_G U_DEЯRCUЯRЯRE_T OF AЯROUSAL. YOU WILL BE SEЯRVED I_ WAЯRMED BOWLS WITH A SIDE OF CЯRUSTY BЯREAD.
hnn vwait are you saying youre putting my precum on bread? thats disgusting, im out of here #nsfwv
I GOT CLOSEЯR WHILE YOU WEЯRE TYPI_G THIS BTW.
hnnnn
me too #suggestivwe