i think sometimes people get a look at my pretty face ovwer there, a lil up and to the left, and start assuming i dont hawve anything vworth hearing. its kinda funny seeing howv contrarian people wvill get, theyll start arguing against their owvn morals and wvalues just so they dont hawve to admit im right about something. and people say im pretending to be a wvictim.
see wvhat i mean?
Hey, I never said you were incorrect in your assessments here, man. I'm just full of genuine, and fully non-sardonic amazement at your loquacious lexicon. You're positively swimming in the aquarium of articulation here.
yeah, youre gonna pull out the thesaurus and distribute some free literature for me? wvhats your preferred terminology for vwhat you do vwhen you see the center-fold in your dictionary? you bash one out? beat it? beat off? crank one out? fap? goon? jack off? jerk off? jerk the gherkin? knock one out? make the bald man cry? masturbate? play some pocket pool? play vwith yourself? pleasure yourself? rub one out? self-pollute? servwice yourself? skeet it? stroke it? toss it? toss off? touch yourself? havwe a wvank? vwhack off? yank your chain? or maybe you prefer the more colorful ones? you bashing the bishop? beating your meat? choking the chicken? cuffing the carrot? flogging the dolphin? pulling your pud? slapping some salami? spanking the monkey? wvhittling the wvhalebone? shit dude, cum at me wvith some better material here. youre acting like "wvovw you knovw vwhat morals are?" is some killer ovwn, then youre coming out wvith some 5 caegar wvords from your vwocab of the night calendar. probably hawve to use that to learn any nevw trisyllabics seeing hovw your dictionarys all crusted ovwer from the sheer amount of spunk, jizz, cum, semen, spooge, genmat, sperm, fluids, cockmilk, all that, just hovw much youwve coated that thing wvith ovwer the swveeps. i mean damn, articulation, thats fiwve vwhole syllables. im surprised you got through it wvithout creaming all ovwer your screen. you coulda at least givwen me the sesquipedalian treatment, maybe hit me wvith antidisestablishmentarianismantidisestablishmentarianism. kind of a cliche, but its a classic for a reason. maybe you coulda done some research, i just learned about lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptokephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.try evwen starting to figure out that one. look kid, im not mad, im just disappointed. be funnier. and if you hit me vwith a "lol u mad" or "too long didnt read" or some bullshit creatiwvely bankrupt non-response, you owve me twventy bucks.
Well, shit. I feel like you've covered all the bases here. Contingencies out the blowhole. Can't compete with this level of sheer, unmitigated disappointment. I'm simply not funny anymore. You've heard it here first. Di-Stri has let the world down. He is a hero no more. Shits like getting socks on your birthday. I've been exposed as a synonym loving shithead, too. Its true. The only thing I love more than Wikipedia articles on Hegel is Merriam-Webster.com.
I need to hold one sick ass seance just to give Merriam and Webster kisses on their dead dusty ducks just for the sickening amount of asinine adages they've helped me cook up over the years.
say something interesting rn, cro.
im not your dancing puppet
i even asked nicely what a bust
me wvhen i ask a girl to send titty pics and she says no #nsfwv
shut up. like, forever.