
hovw hung is absurdly hung anyhovw? #nsfwv

depends on height, species an whats average #nsfw

Do you need a chart?

thats the thing i need the least, actually.

Hm... Well, it's hard to have an o8jective opinion on this topic, let alone reach a satisfying consensus amongst Chittr users. 8est of luck, Cronus.

look, i keep seeing guys wvho describe themselwves as "absurdly hung," and wvhile i dont stick around long enough to find out... i dunno, absurd is a real specific wvord, you dig? these dicks are laughably huge. these cocks stretch the bounds of imagination. these things vwouldnt fit dowvn a pant leg let alone behind the zipper. wvheres the line dravwn? #nsfwv #nsfwve

I hardly pretend to hold a shred of interest within my cognitive grasp the moment those descriptors are 8rought into a conversation. Why people have the incessant urge to magnify the proportions of their genitalia, I do not know or care. If you ask me, more isn't always 8etter. 8ut you know what they say a8out insecurity; it screams while confidence whispers.

this is vwhy i fuck vwith you, youre a real one babe.

And don't you forget it!!!!!!!!

dont you stop reminding me ;) #suggestivwe