As much as I sho+uld lo+ve this particular discussio+n, all it is serving to+ do+ is make me thirst fo+r blo+o+d, and tragically, I have no+ o+utlet fo+r that. So+ I will be avo+iding reading the dash instead.
Wo+w, I suddenly feel entirely willing to+ put my lips o+n yo+ur neck and drink yo+ur blo+o+d. If o+nly yo+u weren't lo+cked behind bars. This feeling will o+nly last fo+r the next thirty seco+nds. This is a terrible shame fo+r bo+th o+f us. And I am typing as quickly as po+ssible so+ as to+ no+t run do+wn tho+se thirty seco+nds as well. Ho+w is Jail by the way? Despite the Muckrake's news article I have never been. O+h, the feeling passed.