I kissed a troll and I threw up.
No, I partied with my descendant and got crossfaded. #drugs #alcohol
Welp, getting crossfaded will indeed do that to you... have to be careful; proverbial 'whiskey bulge' is a rough time to deal with, as is the nausea, but I'm sure you know that already #alcohol #nsfw
You n33d to get laid in order to have that. #nsfw
Fair... but I'm sure that wouldn't be an issue for you, if you look anything like your counterparts. -vμ #nsfw
Are you hitting on me?
Simply making an observation. Any further reading into that, I leave in your capable hands.
How old are you, kid.
Physically? About 13 and a half sweeps. Actual time existing? A hell of a lot longer, but time's such a weird construct that I couldn't exactly say how much longer.
Okay. You can hit it.