← @affectionConsecrated

I kissed a troll and I threw up.

Kult: +56
Kull: +55
Total: 111
Ratio: 1.02

You didn't kiss the right one then.

No, I partied with my descendant and got crossfaded. #drugs #alcohol

Welp, getting crossfaded will indeed do that to you... have to be careful; proverbial 'whiskey bulge' is a rough time to deal with, as is the nausea, but I'm sure you know that already #alcohol #nsfw

You n33d to get laid in order to have that. #nsfw

Fair... but I'm sure that wouldn't be an issue for you, if you look anything like your counterparts. -vμ #nsfw

Are you hitting on me?

Simply making an observation. Any further reading into that, I leave in your capable hands.

How old are you, kid.

Physically? About 13 and a half sweeps. Actual time existing? A hell of a lot longer, but time's such a weird construct that I couldn't exactly say how much longer.

Okay. You can hit it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5