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Getting uncomfortable is kind of a feat to perform now. It used to be as simple as having my personal space invaded. Now it's like an Olympic sport with myself that results in more irritation than I planned for.

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Total: 110
Ratio: 1.00

Your future wife is horror-aligned.

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

I don't care. I just want chips and dip at the wedding.

Yes ma'am. Ruffles and Tostitos.

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You're going to make me a very clawntent cat.

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I'll do anything at your command.

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

I guess you're meowving in.

Are you sure about that? I have a dog.

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

If they're anything like this one dog man I know, you're fine.

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She's an ESA. Could have been a service dog at one point. She's good, I'll vouch for her.

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A two for one special. I'm all in.

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