𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I always will remember,
'Twas a sweep ago November,
I went out to hunt some gobblefiend
On a morning bright and clean.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow.
Two trollwardens, seven riflekind, and a milkbeast.
I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I dragged them on my bender, I got them home somehow,
Two trollwardens, seven riflekind, and a milkbeast.
The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
milkbeast were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.
People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "There's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two trollwardens,
Seven riflekind,
And a pure-bred Guernsey milkbeast.
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