Kinda disappointed that #eridanweek is ovwer. Is there a vwiolet wveek? Fuchsia wveek? Hell, I’d check out a human wveek.
Are they all as wvild as, uh, egg day?
You, an expurrt on coff33? The cake is a lie on this one.
Cake? Nah. Just somethin’ I picked up on to keep me sane wvhen I’m alone.
You must be alone a lot if you're inviting me ofur for coff33.
Actually, yeah. If I’m bein’ honest. I just recently got a roof ovwer my head for the first time in… ages. I don’t exactly got the most activwe social calendar at the moment. Anywvay, take it or leavwe it, I ain’t gonna beg, but I do make a mean cup of coffee.
Sure. Why not. There's no harm betw33n coff33 and bad jokes.
You wvon’t regret it. … Unless you just havwe shit taste, but that’s not on me.
I have shit taste in everything but coff33.
An ancest9r week c9uld 6e fun. Themed events seem t9 6e l9ved.