> been on a wee bit of a hiatus from posting some fucking truth bombs up in this bitch worse than Trizza raining shit down onto lowblood territory. > so i'll start out once more with a bang! > be me, walking down the street > deciding to finally go outside and touch grass for once ig, i dunno, heard it was good for you or whatever tf > go to a coffee shop famous for its automated workings > aka, no workers, all fucken drones and bots making the shit for you lickity-split > head to the front, order some basic bitch casual coffee, aka, a caramel cappuccino, because why the fuck not, right? > everything is fine and good > until the END > as i'm paying (for once in my life instead of stealing this shit, even though my monerz are absolutely stolen from some schmuck cobalt's bank balance i h4x0r'd into last week) > the fucker asks for a tip on the card reader > a TIP? to a ROBOT? a fucking CLANKER? > IT LITERALLY TOOK 20-30 SECONDS TO DISPENSE YOU! > why the FUCK am i tipping workers that don't even actually work there? > am i tipping the building? > am i tipping the drones themselves even though they work DIRECTLY for the empire? > utterly gobsmacked, baffled, hornswoggled! > i stare at this screen, looking like i'm about to froth and shit the ol' 'cupercoon at this > hit "no tip", says "are you sure?" afterwards > OF COURSE I'M SURE JUST LET ME PAY FOR FUCKING COFFEE, LMAO!?!? > see the npc's around me giving me weird looks > decide to just say FUCK THIS, and make a mad dash tf on out of there > spent a good 30 minutes being hunted by a damn murder drone because i got so sick of being asked to tip some fuckass shit, that i got frustrated and just left without paying > fuck you, i still won and got my coffee in the end, checkmate you fucking nerds!!!! > tl;dr: tipping culture in Alternia is CRINGE AF!!!! > lol
