> Some shitskid on here said for me to quit my whining and instead say shit. > Mfw I lock tf in for this. > All I have to say is, what's up with all you normie idiots in posting about your feelings and "kinks" that nobody cares about? > I mean shit, I could write a whole page about how much I love the Empress and how fucking HAWT cyber tentacles are, but you won't see me doing that shit! > Tfw bozo's are too confident to post their bullshit without being flamed for it. > STAND. ON. BUSINESS. > Kek.
And y3t you 2till found a way to writ3 it in th3r3. Curiou2
> OI! Only for example here! Though if you're THAT curious to know...
Uh huh, 2ur3 bro. I aint curiou2 to know, ju2t found it curiou2 i2 all.
> THEN DON'T SAY CURIOUS IF YOU'RE NOT CURIOUS! > I take being the BEST battery possible VERY seriously. > I stand on BUSINESS about it.
I didnt 2ay IM curiou2. I ju2t w3r3 ju2t 2ayin it WA2 curiou2
> Mnn, no no, you didn't specify that initially! > So now I'll regle to you how being fucking sapped of all your energy is like, the most amazing thing EVER??? > Be me, a goldblood. > When old enough, turn self in. > Prove yourself as the most useful battery possible. > Get to meet the Empress herself for such valiant energy. > She approves! Sets you within her own person ship. > Get put into a bunch of writhing, slightly slimy cybernetic tendrils that wrap your body TIGHT. > Mfw the pain of getting your energy sapped forcefully is EXQUISITE. > Like being put into a hawt juice press. > Tfw you live in this esctasy state for the rest of your life with the BADDEST BITCH in Alternia. > YOU ASKED FOR THIS WITHOUT REALISING.