It seems coummentieng oun the state ouf chiettr ies nou lounger ien vougue. I cannout be bouthered at the current moument tou fourmulate soumethieng ouriegienal. Nout that moust dou, theier "ouriegienal pousts" are ouften siemply coupyieng froum grumblr, but I diegress.

you sound real fun at parties
Oh goud, I enjouy randoum slieghts froum pienk-texted strangers. Have you anythieng that's a liettle less recycled? I am sure you can put tougether a cuter iensult.

not an insult just an observation, dang. are you being like purposefully bait-y with your attitude?
Yes. Goud oubservatieoun, +3 pouients four you. I am boured and would lieke entertainment, you stepped dierectly ientou my coumments wieth a message that could be read as iensultieng, I felt that poukieng you may yield ienterestieng results. Dou you feel suffieciently pouked?

Eh. Your quirk is kinda like ...making a French accent in my head.
Ah, I have heard that befoure. Humans have such ienterestieng miecroucousms. French ies the land ouf bread, striekes and roumance, yes? An ienterestieng pourtfoulieou.

Yeah those are a few of the stereotypes and exports.
Whiech ies whiech? It's nout lieke I have the abieliety tou gou there myself tou judge.

I guess they’re pretty heavy on striking due to their political history, but Italy also has good bread and other food as well as romance—realistically that is. France is just more stereotypically known for like baguettes and whirlwind romance.
I see. Such an ienterestieng thieng, four humaniety tou be dievieded sou and yet each dieviesieoun can lay liettle claim tou anythieng speciefiec. I suppouse we are nout sou diefferent