
@itsDirk give me junior for a week.
Under consideration. But, if permitted, you will owe me a favor. Can you live with yourself.

ummm. depends on the favor??
That's the fun part. It's a blank check, which I can cash at any time. But you have my word: you'll be alive at the end, and definitely unharmed.

ugh. ok, but.. i’m pretty limited and my schedule is SUUUUUUPER busy! i’m sort of a big deal so don’t get your hopes up that i can make miracles happen. anyway, fine, w/e. it’s just babysitting!!
Good. Consider the contract sealed. Hit me up in a couple of days for one week of Junior. Enjoy your soon-to-be unfettered access to a useless box.

the way you refer to junior is exactly why you need him to be taken off your hands. ICK!
Do you thank your furniture before parking your ass on it? Be serious.