From: THE GREAT AND ILLUSTRIOUS WUKONG! (@monkeyKing) I learned: Fruit flies are pro8a8ly happy as hell You learn: Serious life altering injury, or 350 sweeps of imprisonment? -------- Easy. I'll take the imprisonment. How 8ad could it 8e if it's only 350 sweeps? What are the stipulations of this imprisonment? That could mean anything! Do I get to decide what my prison is in this scenario? There are a lot of options. I've 8een imprisoned in Asgard for thousands of years, if you go 8y some definitions. Was it my own fault? Yes! Do I feel stifled? Also yes! 8ut my life is stil pretty awesome, so is it really that 8ad? May8e not. Who knows! The rules on this are ar8itrary. Also, 8eing a god, 350 sweeps isn't very long in the grand scheme of things. I've 8een around way longer. Think of all the time I'd have to read!
[=| Imprisonment is not your fault and entirely solitary in an infinite empty lightless prison |=]
Oh then I'll take the injury, fuck that.