lil hal: "They are drawing and quartering me at the DMV." | chittr

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@turingTested[TT]

They are drawing and quartering me at the DMV.

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Kull: +80

Total: 185

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@turingTested[TT]

And for what. Letting my licence get a little expired? I'm just a little guy.

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Staff of Dream8u88le Remem8erance Museum

Hired for the operation of the DRM for the Wandering and Dreaming.

The Sylph Is In

Lucky healers offering expositional services.

Score!!!!!!!!

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Of Wisdom

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@antaresesGossamer[AG]

You are literally just a little guy!!!!

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honse,

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Probably some Elmer's shit huh.

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@turingTested[TT]

Better than the wet flour paste they used to use.

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honse,

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

God, fuck don't remind me. Was pickin' that shit out of my hair for weeks.

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@turingTested[TT]

You ate the paste, didn't you Dirk.

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honse,

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Ok Sherlock explain right now how eating the DMV paste would result in my hair being encrusted, or do you think it's the other way around where I was just sitting there fucking preening myself like a clayed bird. Actually guess which one it was.

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Do I need to tell you it was the latter? Because the answer is in your question.

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honse,

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@fncysntakiinD[FD]

Fuck you, neither. I collected it and made a fine bread.

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'Fine' is a stretch, but sure.

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