"Can I be loved genuinely?" I ask. God says, "No, you will be thrown back onto Alternia again". Aw shucks.
Someone went through a cherub portal, knocked me out, and dragged me through it. Then they just happen to break it while I'm on this damnned planet.
Do you want me to get you and drop you off somewhere safer for you. This can be arranged.
A cheru8 portal?! That's... How peculiar. Those are exceedingly rare, I find it a terri8le waste to destroy one in any circumstance, no matter how dire it may 8e. I'm certainly curious a8out your circumstance, 8ut I 8elieve that the investig8ting should 8e left to the professionals, is that not right, Detective?
You pro8a8ly don't need me to tell you, 8ut try your 8est to keep a low profile. 8eing an adult and an alien will not make you many friends there, particularly with the Imperial drones.