Ennuii Hynten
@apatheticClerk
high-ranking employee at so-and-so offices & pharmaceuticals trying to get some level of excitement back into my life (#nsfw to be expected)
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WHY NOT JUST S3ND TH3 DM F1RST TH3N >:? DON'T B3 SC4R3D W3 DON'T 4LL B1T3 OR DO W3
NOT R34LLY YOU 4R3 PR3TTY MUCH DO1NG TH4T 3X4CTLY R1GHT NOW 4S W3 SP34K BY POST1NG TH3 OR1G1N4L POST WH4T 1S TH3 D1FF3R3NC3? 4R3 YOU S4Y1NG YOU ST4RT PR1V4T3 CONV3RS4T1ONS W1TH TH3 TOP1C OF YOUR 3MPTY QU4DR4NTS?
YOU... M1GHT N33D SOM3 SCHOOLF33D1NG OF TH1S SORT OF TH1NG T4K3 1T FROM 4 M4ST3R OF TH3 G4M3 1 C4N H3LP YOU >:]
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dont u have like hobbies. or things to do with ur time
maybe its time to step out of ur comfort zone a lil then! maybe get someone else involved with ur hobbies and shenanigans? :3
[0kay i-3v3ntually-handl3d-it i-r3ally-n33d-t0-find-s0m30n3-t0-pail-with-th0ugh,-can’t-k33p-just-j3rking-it-till-th3-f33ling-st0ps-y’kn0w #nsfw]
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whats stoppin you from doin smth about it
THAT'S CLUCKBEAST TALK!!! GO AHEAD AND JERK THAT'S BULGE BRO!!! :OD
well i was moreso thinkin u could just go jerk off yourself could be in public rn. nothings stoppin you. but you can always go to the bathroom or whatevs
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ask supervisor to leave early. doesnt hurt to try
[nnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #nsfw]
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gotta admit i dunno if i would be as strong as you here #nsfw
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Ennuii is a simple purpleblood salaryman, as his indifference to the religion that most of his caste go into for one reason or another didn’t appeal to him as much as he might have wanted it do. And in the end, their desire to be themselves outweighed their desire to fit in amongst the crowd. Having been born with cat ears and a tail (which are more commonly seen on olives exclusively), it took him a while to find someplace that would accept him for who they are. Outside of one case where Ennuii was left with entirely irreparable fingers, a scar over his left eye, and a gash on the side of their mouth that leaves it permanently exposed, all the rejections were rather cordial. Until he found himself applying for a certain pharmaceutical brand that doubled as a regular office job. Despite said job being his first job, they told them that they “see potential within him” and they ended up hired on the spot. But by this point in time, he’s held a high level position in said company for more than a couple sweeps, and while the pay is good… VERY good… they still find themselves missing something. All of their weekly work for the company regardless of what that may be is usually done within the first day or two of said week, leaving the rest of his time open to really do… whatever. He’s also given a level of freedom that most other employees at the company don’t really get, and he’s been thinking of more potentially scandalous ways to exploit said freedoms… it’s not like they’d have the balls to fire him at this point, he’s the only one there really doing any work on the office side of things anyway! In terms of #NSFW: The purpleblood mixed with the cat parts of them and it resulted in about a 40in bulge that was simultaneously barbed. And the lack of “excitement” in his life only resulted in a rumbling neediness. He won’t go out of his way to find someone to pail with even if just once, and he’d rather they come to him. With their pleasures, their issues, their carnal desires. And he always does his best to see that they are met. But they’re also the type to accidentally break their partners easily, through no real fault of their own. He’s rather closed off otherwise, with the moment someone can really get through to him revealing an infectious lust that can overpower however gentle they may also be. #gore (for the injury description early in the post)