chittr
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ok so obvwiously you all hated the google form matesprit audition idea so... vwho vwants to get drinks vwith me and vwatched me dance to Elvwis?

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WVodka Martini, Manhattan, Old Fashioned, Pink Squirrel, Grasshopper, and Sloe Gin Fizz.

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i didnt knowv people needed those

Meow.

o-Prepare-me-an-exquisite-grasshopper-and-i-will-have-that-dancE-After-that-it-is-a-matter-of-the-quality-of-your-courtshiP-I-make-no-guaranteeS--- o-#IwantthedrinkS---

... something tells me you're only in it for the booze...

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vwhy vwould i go on a date vwith someone only interested in the drinks and not the smoked salon in front of 'em

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stupid fucking autocorrect...

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