PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you get arrested for something really illegal & need someone to argue exactly this in court, i know a guy who can make it happen
( I GOTTA clarify thus. When I say "funny" I mean like it has to ACTUALLY be funny it can't be just like any random bullshit violence a clown did with a clown prop and then said "hee hee haa haa hoo hoo honk honk" about a second later or whatever. )<