Confession: You know, I think trolls have lost sight of what intimacy is at a fundamental level! Everyone is so eager to 8are their souls all over the place. Every ugly little desire, trem8ling insecurity. Every one of these light-light confessions typed in one sharking-handed sentence at a time into the open air. For what reason? Attention, valid8ion? The fleeting comfort of 8eing witness for once 8y strangers who will forget your handle in a week? I don't know. May8e just watching all of you uniquely humili8 yourself and throw your loins at each other, emotionally, desperately, and hoping someone catches them is almost thumper-warming at the same time. Personally, some of these things should remain priv8! For example, if I wanted some8ody carnally, 8eyond all reason, I would just take it to my grave instead of posting a8out it for everyone else to gawk at. Oh wait, I said this already 8efore. My real confession is that I think the red 8oots Mindfang wears are gaudy. Like, real gaudy. May8e they look great on her in person, 8ut when I wore them I almost thought Eridan's dum8 cape looked 8etter.