D--> My finger slippeed how do you remove the rechitt this darn slolpery touchscreen.
wow, equius.
D--> I apologize it was a mistake. Not that I do jot appreciate Vriskas of all kinds for their e%treme personalities but the thought of patting or tucking one is so....so....100d.
hehehehehehehehe. like that’s the worst thing a8out us on the dash today? come on, it’s fiiiiiiiine!
D--> You don't understand. The thought of engaging in such pitying actions amounts to more than mere contact which would be embarrassing enough on its own. It is tantamount to....to moirail cheating.....a thought that is so naughty! So obscene!...and yet...and yet it now haunts my thoughts....and the more it does the lesser the friction between my fingers and the palm husks screen.