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Nah, I think it's *exactly* like that. And don't overstep your 8ounds, I "good 8oy", not the "8est 8oy".

It's one over the other, and I 8elieve it's the first one. To 8e the 8est 8oy, you'd have to 8e me, and you'll never 8e me! So you might as well just quit while you're ahead there, m8.>::::}

Psh! As IF! I can 8eat you with my arms strapped 8ehind my 8ack in nearly anything. Don't test your luck, 8ecause that's my jo8!!!!!!!!
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Nah, strapping myself up for my own enjoyment like the deranged freak I am, 8ro. I highly dou8t that one still though! Get 8ent!!!!!!!! >::::}

Oh don't even kid yourself, you and I 8oth collectively know that you couldn't even handle a dinner d8 with the likes of me! And 8esides, a dinner with you 8lind and my arms useless would 8e pretty awkward as well. ::::/
