#dailymintheblabs Time!!! Texted fr☘︎m my palmhusk in the Pizza Hive break r☘︎☘︎m because my dumb manager JARRED, yeah this time i'm actually frazzled en☘︎ugh t☘︎ use his name!! Like!! UGHHH!!!! H☘︎w can s☘︎me☘︎ne be this mean and just be S☘︎ utterly RIDICUL☘︎US all in ☘︎ne pers☘︎n!!!! >:{{{{ Like y☘︎u CANN☘︎T be this high up ☘︎n y☘︎ur h☘︎☘︎f-beast when y☘︎ur restaurant catches ☘︎n fire every ☘︎ther day ☘︎f the week ☘︎N T☘︎P ☘︎f y☘︎ur buy 2 get 1 free deals NEVER W☘︎RK because the pizzas SUCK HERE!!!!! Which is CRAZY f☘︎r me t☘︎ say c☘︎nsidering I'm like!!! S☘︎ N☘︎T PICKY!!! H☘︎W D☘︎ Y☘︎U MESS UP A PIZZA THIS BADDLY THAT THE P I Z Z A G I R L [ME!!!] HATES IT!!!!?!?!? UGHHHH!!!! G☘︎g, ☘︎kay I need t☘︎ like, calm d☘︎wn this is s☘︎ unlike and I hate it! :{{{
To the currently unreplaced employee who thinks it's cute to post about how "frazzled" you are. I saw that. I have the entire roster under my prestigious pizza establishment memorized. Imagine the pizzabilities if you simply applied yourself hard enough to work through these unpleasant and deeply unprofessional feelings. My office door is always open. You may not walk through it as the gesture is largely symbolic. But the sentiment is largely intact. You have a cavern-down dough-render shift tomorrow. Do not disappoint. Just dough what is asked. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R). / / / / / / It's very unfortunately you feel that way, Delivery Artissassin Minthe. If you had mentioned such unpalatable flavor profiles in your interview screaming, this might have been caught sooner. Starting tomorrow, you will be placed on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP) with the intention of correcting these cheesy insults to focus on delivering world class cheese, value, and service to our customers. Crust in your superiors. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R). / / / / / / / / / Outside my office. Now. You will bring your tenderest apologies. Or tenderest resignation. And your uniform. Either way. Get back in the calzone. Or get out. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R).
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! UNPR☘︎FESSI☘︎NAL???? I AM ☘︎FF THE CL☘︎CK ☘︎N MY ☘︎WN PERS☘︎NAL TIME!!??!!?!? it is qu☘︎te litterally within my rights t☘︎ say what I want ☘︎n ☘︎n MY P☘︎STS!!!! Y☘︎u quite litterally make me run every single errands and I never ☘︎NCE c☘︎mplain ☘︎r failed them ☘︎MG!!!
This is no way to address a Semiconductor of Operations whose name, if recollection serves, appears on each of your checks, biweekly, and not a caegar missing, withholdings and social insecurity incorporated. I will believe you will find, much like your own skin, hair, teeth, and eyes (Pizza Hive (R) legally incorporated properties) the uniform doesn't come off just because you aren't wearing it. The branding doesn't fade just because your respect for it does. And this conversation. Is a complaint improperly logged. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R).
☘︎h my g☘︎g! ☘︎H. MY G☘︎G! Y☘︎U ARE, THE W☘︎RST!! THE ABS☘︎LUTE W☘︎RST!!! FINE!! LITTERALLY FINE!!! Y☘︎U W☘︎N'T EVEN HAVE T☘︎ SEE ME AT Y☘︎UR ☘︎FFICE I'M ☘︎ U T!!!!!!!!!