Sollux Captor: "I’ve come to make an announcement: Jane Crockers’s a bitch-a…" | chittr

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II’ve come two make an announcement: Jane Crocker2’2 a biitch-a22 motherfucker, 2he’2 2o fuckiing 2peciie2e2t! That’2 riight, 2he fuckiing talk2 2hiit about troll2 whiile con2tantly takiing troll bulge, and 2he 2aiid hii2 diick wa2 “thii2 biig,” and II 2aiid “that’2 dii2gu2tiing,” 2o II’m makiing a callout po2t on my chiittr.com: Jane Crocker, you’ve got a large gut, IIt’2 the 2hape of thii2 walnut except WAY biigger. And gue22 what? Here’2 what my frame look2 liike! That’2 riight, baby, tall, no protru2iion, no piillow2 — look at that, iit look2 liike a fuckiing onlyfan2 model! 2he fucked up liive2, 2o gue22 what, II’m gonna fuck the you career! That’2 riight, thii2 ii2 what you get: my 2UPER LA2ER PII22!! Except II’m not gonna pii22 on the 2tate, II’m gonna go hiigher!! II’m pii22iing ON THE MOON! How do you liike that, Obama?! II PII22ED ON THE MOON, YOU IIDIIOT!! You have twenty-three hour2 before the pii22 drrrrroplllllllet2 hiit the fuckiing Earth! Now get outta my fuckiing 2iight, before II pii22 on you two! @gut2yGum2hoo

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@twoArmageddons[TA]

iim doiing all of thii2 for the biit, for the love of the game

@twoArmageddons[TA]

whatre you gonna do? cru2h me?

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Well, now I know what you’ve 8een spending your time doing. Hahahahahahahaha!

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@twoArmageddons[TA]

iit2 for the love of the game! the fuckiing game!

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THE Vriska Serket!!!!!!!!

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I’m not judging, weirdo!

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@twoArmageddons[TA]

oh, ii know, iim ju2t 2ayiing thii2 ii2 purely for the love of the game

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@twoArmageddons[TA]

get out where? where the fuck you want me two get out two?

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PROOF! PROOF! MORE RACII2M AND 2PECIIE2II2M! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!