:33 < i am such a little purrbeast all i can do all day long is roll around on the carpet and meow. no one should really expect me to have to do any work or pay any bills it should be troll societys job to get me an owner to pay fur efurrything fur me like the rest of purrbeastkind. what would i even do with a job? meow at people all day long, theres really not much can do when im such a small little purrbeast with my little paws. maybe i should get tons of money fur being so cute and loveable i don't kmeow, figure it out right meow. catnip should be fr33 fur all purrbeast troll girls and by catnip i mean w33d ^w^ so yea how about you start treating me right and start petting me on the head and playing with me and treating me like a purrincess or else ill bite your finger ehe :33 maybe gimme some attention all day long too, yea thatd be nice do it https://media.tenor.com/3RXhGWPu3WAAAAAi/homestuck-nepeta.gif
my tail is wagging and im gonna cuddle you