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this 1s an all time classic ;3 #nsfw #plushiehumping https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/678dc4de01e7.png
nursin this glass of tequila fully knowin imma regret it later #substance
i cant go 2 #sicknastysunday im a married man!!!! (married 2 my bed, goodnight)
:33 < biting your tongue is wayyyy worse when your t33th are so pointy... :33 < and now i gotta find a way to stop the bl33ding xPP
:33 < jade took this pic during our picnic this morning x33 < i wasnt sure if i should post it, but she said i looked nice and im gonna trust her judgement :33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9b83eb5e3c2.png
://33 < *ac is furry happy with how this picture turned out, but isnt sure if she should post it*
brazil friggin lost so i aint gonna post my ass tonight, sry guys.. #bummer #nsfw ig
donnin the green yellow n blue just in time 4 the game VAI BRASIL!!!!! 🇧🇷
its a lil unfair cuz they literally glow in the dark n all but i swear ive nevr seen any1 shine quite as bright ✨💖 @aventurineCopycat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1680b4cd13eb.png
🍑 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a4771d22b755.png
i rly cant b bothered 2 hornypost on a monday mornin but godspeed 2 u all
had sum friends over, but they had 2 call it a night a lil earlier than expected means im left tipsy, horny n jus kidnsa lonely tbh #nsfw #substance kinda*
i lied, toxic yuri would only maek me worse :)
toxic yaoi on the othrr hand.....
tonight my brains decided 2 beat the shit outta me with problems both real n entirely made up so anyway i made myself hot chocolate instead of a margarita small victories i guess :/ #substance mentioned
miss havin all my alts around aint enough pink on the feed w/o em
headache #hatehangovers
fuick it 1 moer mragarita n then im hittin the dancefloor w my tits out ;3 that gurl can waiyt alil bit more if she rly watns me loll #substance #nsfw
8 shotsd of tequila later n im still sso fine lmaooo idk whagt janey was so worride abt anywauy stella from hr just asked me if id liek 2 go back 2 her apartmen n despitr bein very temptedd, idk if i shoudl yk..... #substance #suggestive #hmmm
i might hav overdone it w the tequila last nite, my head is friggin killin me n i hav no idea where my clothes ended up #substance #suggestive
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that ominous red janey just followed me n im certain this development will have no negative consequences whatsoever
i get so friggin happy whenever i see alt selves carin 4 each other on main. like, there it is ur honor, empirical evidence that everybodys got it in em 2 love themselves a little ... even if they gotta outsource the process to another timeline first
had 2 broken ribs, some internal bleedin n a few sets of 3 equally spaced out stab wounds all things considered it coulda been a lot worse n at least they gave me the good stuff 4 the pain 💅 #substance
oh hell no #dashwatching #instantblock
#lyricposting i want my boyfriends 2 kiss, swap spit lock lips, if u lov me prove it double dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my bfs just kiss??? https://open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCrDF7p9pOLzO1q2pu1?si=Rvn473txRzCTQwkxf-7J8g
ig that drone strike aint happenin anymore huh
if ur a dirk or dirk adjacent being out there pls kno that ily <3
funny how u dont realize how much u miss something u used 2 hav til random shit throughout the day keeps remindin u of that... or until u meet an alternate version of ur ex at a party n find out theyr happily married to an alternate version of u #vent #ineedadrink
been catchin strays from memory box all week shits exhausting :/
evil me woul prolly be that alt who banged cronus #ilygurl #butdamn
mghhrr..
had 2 drikns n now im makin myslelf sad w my own thoughts myself* #substance
im sure glad my plushies arent sentient theyd b so effin traumatized by the shit i had them witness #suggestive
pennywise is far from bein my craziest hear me out but ig it still says somthing abt me as a person
had a few drinks by myself this evenin n didnt feel liek hittin my head against the wall out of pure shame n dread, i call this character development #substance #selfharm ig
fish want me either #suggestive ly or #violent ly apparently lol
i rly like your body, i rly like ur body i dont know why u hide it, i wanna see u behind me u kno u dont gotta lie 2 me, yo quiero sentirte inside of me todo el día imaginandote, lo quiero pa mí tola noche #lyricposting #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/09gysnJpfQ3ublBmJDfcEC?si=982542b10d6f43e8
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
when my husband (matesprit) goes 2 war (space trip back home) n i wont see him for 2 years (prolly tomorrow) so i send him multiple love letters (horny dms) while hes away #nsfw just 2 be sure
i woke up w an urge 2 watch crappy horror movies, n todays #wizard post shall reflect that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33376480ae8a.jpg
no no nono no effin way thats rly her it cant rly b her right?? #vague ??
answerin some of the stuff i got in the forms #qna q: "mmmmm lestat..." a: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the dining table to the bedroom, vertically, horizontally, while i gasp for air, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways- #nsfw q: "you into anyone rn? or do i have a chance?" a: those 2 things aint mutually exclusive lol shoot ur shot ;) q: "I am ever so curious to know what your favourite flowers are." a: definitlely peonies. theyr all so big n pretty n extravagant lookin + theyr pink https://forms.gle/QrxQZFxX3zEGLzVx5
#nowplaying #targeted https://open.spotify.com/track/5p48T2Tqm7xX3ym7uslGOg?si=Q9twQE4URVSqL9xNTQ0uoA
washed my fancy robe n immediately regretted it bc now it doesnt smell like him anymore :(
too bad the hottest dracula variant hasnt showed up yet....
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
how tf am i even supposed 2 react to that bs like ????????????? #dashwatching
the best part of bein nb + bisexual?? i can do both ;3 #yaoi #yuri
crockergpt how do i get a pitchfling even tho i cant bring myself 2 actually hate any1
#nowplaying #suggestive touch me touch me, dont b sweet love me love me, pls retweet let me be the girl under you that makes u cry https://open.spotify.com/track/4rYLpaNFzt6pkQnrCvVHUw?si=EzbX9WFbTTenWsLgoOLdHw
wai wait wait if troll ireland is real thats prolly where troll hozier was born or hatched or w/e #dashwatching
had a rly rly weird dream last night.. not even in like a funny surreal way tbh just one of those dreams that sticks to u after u wake up n makes everything feel kinda off for the rest of the day idk, i got a bad feeling about it honestly :/
being attracted to men is crazy bc sometimes theyll just look at u a certain way n suddenly ur fantasizin abt his thighs around ur head #suggestive #vagueposting
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im nawt usualyl a lone drinker, but mothers day is a tough one 2 bear with when ur sober :/ #substance
“Should my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of one’s soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that one’s spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.” - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidaré, mamá
*summons a minion who compliments u exactly 3 times nd then explodes* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8239771d0.jpg
♊︎t 2ee2 your po♊︎nt but ♊︎t ♊︎2 not do♊︎ng that..
a moer lighthearted confesh: id consider bangin cronus if he promised hed keep his mouth shut the whole tiem #nsfw
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2day is my assistants bday and 2 celebrate im gonna put a lil party hat on evry alternian lusustrap in the lab
Mmmjdjghm too early https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fffbf9d8684.jpg
why woul ppl pity react 2 a pic of my ass :(
woke up w a teirrble headache but its from sleep deprivation this tiem lmao #smallvictories
i been procrastinatin labwork for *checks tiem* 2h now
early mornins r the real lalonde hours apparently
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the galas drained out w/e remained of my social battery so now its tiem 2 mimir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b04a989819f.jpg
i cant effin bliev my troll sign is the same as the horse dudes
got wokn up by my cats fightin the roomba agian n i cant go back 2 slepeep :(
my cats r so cute when theyr not tryin 2 eat my face
i accidentally liked the batterbitchs thirst trap someone pls put me down rn
oh hi hatebot <3
notes on voidstrap experiments no.2 (or how i liek 2 call it, the *presence of absence*) #nsfw #explicit #substance - as the sole creator of this beautiful thing, the duty 2 test it more... intimately nturally falls on me, as i wouldnt want 2 submit a 3rd party 2 any possible undesirable side-effects lmao - the followin steps wouldnt b carried out in a lab but in urs trulys own bedroom, so aftr makin sure dirk n jake were out swimmin in their skimpy bathsuits (drools) i grabbed sum wine n headed upstairs (no reason why science shouldnt b fun am i rite) - lowered the lights, lit sum scented candles (thx kanaya) n told halexa 2 play bad bnuys entire discography cuz damn his voice is surelyl enough 2 get me horny - i made myself comfy on the lounge chair n downed the wine b4 retrievin the object from the adorable lil case i alchemized 4 it, n thats when i actually got a lil nervous, holdin the thing by its base, feelin up the shaft, n ACTCHOALLY FEELING MY HAND PRESSIN DOWN ON *MY* COCK - n idk if this is what dick havin folks hav been feelin all this tiem but it waz enough 2 rip a drawn out moan outta me, n woa look at that, all those nerves had suddenlyl turned in2 pure science-driven lust lmao - w the giddiness of someone experiencin this sort of unbridled gender euphoria 4 the first tiem, i lined it up w my folds n finally went 4 it - look in regular days im not usually one 2 tease myself liek this, but i was havin an moment k? so i started by rubbin it v slooowly, just 2 give myself the tiem 2 procress evrything, n all the while i waz describin the sensations out loud 2 my recorder (id play u the audio file but i dont wanna get the copyright bat from troll bad bunny) - sure 1 whole minute of that waz more than enough 2 get me wet liek a tsunami, so when i looked down outta curiosity, i noticed the thing was spillin out its own ectoplasm-like glowy lube all tis tiem - i resisted the urge 2 taste the delicious lookin voidy precum 4 the time bein n carried out the experiment, sliding it a few inches in n hxhdhsfh i swear my brain short circuited 4 a hot minute as soon as i did - basicalyl nothin couldv prepared me 4 the absolute mindfuckery that dickin down my own pussy woulda been. since the things virtually *my own cock*, i could basiclly feel both ends of the ordeal n it was almost liek gettin folded in2 submission by the void itself, specially considerin how icy n buzzy n totally majyyk it felt - soon enough the entire thing went in, n pretty easily too despite it bein a whole 10 inch of semi physical cosmic abstraction - sayin the feelin was overwhelmin would b puttin it lightly, but idk if i even hav the poetic repertoire 2 describe how trippy the whole thing was - i could feel how wet, how tight i was n evry time i shook n clenched i could feel it cuz it was myself i was clenchin around. it waz pretty much like the time i boned this girl while fried on shrooms lmao - n i wish i could say i lasted long but all it took 2 make me unravel was a few moer firm thrusts n a squeeze 2 my left tit - gogd i can count in my hands the tiems i came harder than this. not only i had my juices gushin out on the lounge chair, but the thing started pumpin me full of cosmic cum N I COUL FEEL IT 2FOLD - conclusion: creampyin yourself feels amazin n i def hope im not preggo w void boybies rn - ps: sry 4 the shorter conclusion but i need a fuckin shower after this
2nites dinner: 8 grapes n a slice of cheese
rrgh......
stayin sober is a game n i cant help byt lose it on purprose sometimes #substance ig
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cmon brainnn its too early 4 horny thoughts #nsfw
i removd a crap ton of mods from my srtardew valley so lets hope it wont effin crash jus as im savin the game again #gaymermoment
a bunch of trollz will keep pityin evrything i post is that a romance thing or
flew too close 2 the sun while moddin my stardwew valley n now it wont stop crashin #notepic
:33< trust meow my defences are furtified im just sick
:33< *the mighty huntress coughs so hard she passes out*
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
in my wizord era #majyykmaxxin