｢east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (ﾟ〇ﾟ) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□｀ﾉ)ﾉ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ ＼(^_^)／ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]
*BASHES YOUR HEAD IN WITH A LARGE HAMMER BEFORE YOUR SNOT CRUSTED NOSE TOUCHES ME!* YOU FORCED ME TO ROLEPLAY ON CHITTR!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! #VIOLENCE
｢*dodges*｣
WHAT THE???? YOU ARE GODMODDING!!!! THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!!!!!
｢gyahh, neeiht isn't kamimodding! megane-san just has super speed and can dodge. (;￣ー￣)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kami means god.]
THAT IS NOT TRUE!!! YOU ARE GODMODDING!!!! THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!
｢megane-san is speed.｣
YOU ARE GETTING SPAM HATED!!!!
inm sooo glad u brought dis ups nmegame kum.. i beem workimg om a way to imtemsify da nmusks do you thimk you could provide nme with a sanmple {;o xxxxx
｢megane-san will send you a spritz of his boymuskins! :3｣
!!!!!!!!!!!! i can nmake u a pheranmome blemd sanmple wit dis get dis……… for frees >owo<