Hello all. If you're looking : gamble away your life's savings, look no further. Bhodur Yankee. Ace bookie. I'll get you ODDS and BETS on things you didn't even know were possible. Hoofbeast races? Fights? The weather :morrow? I will make you a trillionaire, if you have the posture pole for it, that is. The ODDS of you betting? Well... [THE ODDS: 1 : 0]
INTERE$TED. YOU GOT A CA$INO YOU WORK OUT OF, OR I$ THI$ ALL UNDER THE TABLE?
I operate on my own, typically, but have a number of high-profile and well-respected casinos which I am affiliated with. If you're looking for something above board, I can do it. And, of course... I can do the inverse, :. The ODDS of you winning big... [THE ODDS: 7:1]
MY $IBLING I$ FORCIBLY MONITORING MY ACCOUNT$ RN BECAU$E OF PA$T "FRIVOLOU$ $PENDING", BUT TRU$T A$ $OON A$ I HACK MY $HIT BACK TO ME, YOU'LL BE $EEING A LOT MORE VA$PRI.
Good. Very good. Please let your sibling know that gambling is a sure-fire way : increase your net worth, considering you make the correct bet. Coerce them : do it also, maybe. [THE ODDS CHANGE: 8:1]
OKAY, $O THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. BUT IT'$ NOT LIKE I FUCKING LI$TEN TO THEM ANYWAY. #$EEYA$OON
Hm. Not everyone has it in them : be a big winner. [THE ODDS REMAIN: 8:1]