Yeesh, all this hubbub about #eridanWeeK is maKin' me miss the grand ol' parties the folKs doWn here Would throW on before it became a rustY crumblin' shell of its glorY daYs even the ones nastY old rhYann Would throW, rapture's affluent sure KneW hoW to stash aWaY all the top-shelf booze in all the Wrong places. guess no one ever told 'em the pneumo Wasn't prime real estate t'hide an unauthorized to-go order their loss, almost brings a tear to mY eYe from laughin' When those affluent chumps Would start franticallY diggin' about everY Which WaY for a pint of absinthe While me and jhonie and the other boYs Would be propped up right above 'em drinKin' liKe We Were hotter than hot shit. ahhh, memories. #substance