Attention, I have been advised that this platform is a useful place to observe the habits of certain socially active persons, dissidents, enthusiasts, performers, Duelists, celebrities, self-declared revolutionaries, failed revolutionaries, and other charmingly careless souls. It pleases me to no end to know that there are vested trolls on this platform who see the aforementioned sorts and think not to raise their plowshares into swords, rather, they would be so pleasant as to allow the likes of me to observe. Naturally, this recommendation is compelling. I am Marech Veylor, 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve. Violet by blood, decorated by merit, retained by the Empire for matters of discipline, testimony, ceremonial force, and the preservation of traditional means of meritocracy. Please do not allow my presence to trouble you. I am not here to interrupt your entertainments. Continue speaking as freely as you like. Continue making enemies. Continue announcing where you gather, whom you favor, what causes have warmed your little hearts, and which Uniforms you feel bold enough to stain with your opinions. I have always found that people are most honest when they believe they are not feeling as though they are under my magnifying glass. Those of interest may consider themselves noticed. It won't remove their file from my records. Continue, I insist. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
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The quest-on stands then - -s -t a copy-paste or do *you* type -t by hand? :;)
Attention, I believe you will find it to be a portion of my typing quirk, automated by this website's proclivity to include such amenities as auto-quirking. It takes the additional stress and rigor out of the equation and allows for a more effective and efficient means of communication. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Attention, Your welcome is received with the appropriate degree of caution, given the badges attached to it. I confess I am unused to being greeted by apocalypse-flavored cheer. Still, your enthusiasm is noted, and your pun has been endured with more dignity than it deserved. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
[⚙︎ Just wait unti| you see some of the fuchsias on here, if that's a|| it takes to make you groan. ⚙︎]
Attention, There is an exception for the royal caste due to obvious societal reasons. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
>B? yo i forgor are tha threshecutioners tha 1s dat be payin off yo schoolfeeding loans if u manage 2 get conscripted or is dat covertraumatic ops >B?
Attention, It is reassuring to know the public still almost understands military service. The Threshecutioner Reserve does not exist to relieve your schoolfeeding loans. It exists to relieve the Empire of nuisances, deserters, agitators, traitors, and points of interest. If you are seeking an office that purchases the desperate cheaply, you may be thinking of the Covertraumatic Operations Corps. It is an understandable mistake, as they do prefer recruits who cannot read. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
>B] shii i knew dat >B] >B] thats topsss >B] >BP IM FINNA GET MY FINANCIAL AID UPPP >BP