+[U] As-a-detective-im-legally-obligated-to-make-unfunny-jokes-that-don't-quite-land.
+[U] i-think-yours-are-less-cool,-and-i-believe-me-and-so-i-think-you're-lying.
Then Tell A Joke, Funny Guy
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Hehe. #positive
+[U] I'm-not-a-lawyer??????? I'm-a-detective/- So-your-reply-is-immediately-negated-and-false.
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+[U] Lawyers-are-plenty-cool,-especially-considering-a-good-number-of-them-have-doctorates-in-law,-and-detectives-are-just-glorified-cops-and-work-for-the-empire. So-I'd-LOVE-to-be-a-lawyer. I-am-not.
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+[U] a-boring-but-important-job. i-aint-fucking-with-this-convo-anymore,-not-really-funny-anymore.