
@assistMint Give me the Debrief on the Goings-On, Champ!

He's my Assistant!
!oh! wow golly i dIdNT realize that hes my moirail aheeha small WORLd huh

- Good mm,orning, sir! Ignore mmy typoes, pleas,e as I amm OK, just recovering fromm a third-shift extra currigular cooking show I was on 👋👋😁😁 - Eargy this evening though I went and reformmnatched your entire forseeable schedule for the next three wices, putting all your urgernt mmeebings at the beginning, and the ones that mmaybe need mmore prep timme at the end - And I pre-bbooka luxurious couples spa night for you and your mmatespiurt for this wipe-end because she callged for you while you were in the shareholders mmeeting earlier - And then ;last night mmy hateflung mmade mme think he was steaaling mmy mmoiral, so then I toldd mmy mmoirail if he was s better then she should crack mme over her breakfasf loaf like a grub sauce and let himm stealerher - Butrt that didnt happen, because I mmight be awesomme .🤣 I amm NOT supposed to tell you that prior parp though because that is overhsharing with a boss, #LikeABoss - Ok thatsall sir love you bye😆

You're the Best, Champ!

- You;re mmy boss forever;, Mr. Rypye Koldan, until I die. You're so freaking awesomme, and nice to mme 😆 - Please dont watch any of the Anglers Nutrishtion Block i'mm on Unless it's an episode I did good please ok? Ok

Champ, I've Always got your Back, but I just don't have the Time for TV.
